I got sum that could fit a fat rabbit on a craftmatic!

They're known for their clams.

I may never get married now. I'm 24, reasonably good looking, have a lot going for me right now. I could have had this pussy and her friend at the same time last night . Instead they just made out for a while before her friends boyfriend came and picked her up These chicks weren't super hot.. maybe like 7 and an 8 respectively. Still, life is good.

... You still sound insecure.

Was this meet-up a first date or was it for sex?

I love girls who say that, because you can use those words against them and get them to do all kinds of freaky shit during sex. "I thought you liked to be adventurous?" and so on...

Go on...

I'm calling bull$#it...

Traded for cheeseburgers?

I don't care who you are that's good value right there...

Gotta be doubles

Really?

Two glasses?...

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