Steals it from a Cardinal...Vulture style

I've decided that for Round Two, rather than have an individual poll for each Region, I'm just going to do a single multiple-choice poll, and advance the top four to compete for the championship.

I have no idea how that will shake out. But it will be douchy bloodbath. LMAO

I voted Hootie for being an incessant douche, Setsuna for being a good-for-nothing douche, Houstonwhodat for being a thread-starting-attention-whore douche, and InMem for being a butthurt douche.

just to be clear

we all realize that I am the coolest person on this board, right?

This one was easier to decide on than the last region. Only one person deserved a vote from me though.

Oh...my....gawd :eek:

houstonwhodat should win in a landslide. Nothing screams douche more than being proud of admitted frivolous lawsuits

That and not only watching SNL, but starting a billion threads about watching SNL.

yeah if I were to vote I'd vote Setsuna and houstonwhodat

and probably COchief for being a ****ing bundle of sticks

Quit trying to douche it up while the contest is still going on. You're more transparent than an overly small condom with a big black dick stuffed in it. You'll get your fair shares believe me. You're like a politician during an election who gives a speech but beforehand has a "moment of silence" for whatever terrible thing is the most fresh in everyone's minds.

Kaylore is a douche and run afficiando. He needs more votes.

In all honesty...

I'm just bored at work...here for another 50 minutes...

and then I'm going to go roofie some sluts...it's ****ing Mom's Weekend at the U of I so who knows...I may land myself a hot mom and a slutty daughter tonight

COChief was dead wrong and douchy in such a big way in the Pit Bull thread.. he should be right on Hootie's heels.

lets all suck each other off

When I was young I heard someone use the term roofie on television. I turned to my mom and asked her what it meant. Of course she didn't want to tell me. Which really got me interested. Like, shit, if she doesn't wanna tell me, it must be somethin good ya know? All she would tell me was it was a sex thing and I wasn't old enough. So for the longest time I made up the definition in my mind of what I thought it might be. I thought it meant a guy takes a girl up to a roof to rape them so nobody can see and then throws them off so she can't testify. I wasn't too far off really.