I just unleashed a furious gascious cloud. It was very small. I didn't want to let the entire explosion loose due to the turtle factor. I intend to close the laptop and make my way towards the head. I'll likely walk slightly hunched over as the pressure has increased significantly.

I'm planted on the launching pad.

I'm still straining.

I grasped my right cheek and slightly hitched it up onto the seat to make way for the initial drop.

The initial raider fan was fairly large and firm. I felt much relief upon expulsion.

The second charge was rabbit pellets. There were 4 or 5 distinct plops in the water.

My satisfaction level after the rabbit release was ambivolence.

I'm not quite finished. Secondary and tertiary explosions remain of the rabbit terd variety. I know I have one final push to reach the final destination.

There is no odor - not that I can tell. Perhaps I'll summon other members of my family.

I've just urinated. That is unusual for me. I generally urinate during the event or even before. I think I waited on this movement too long.

My wife agrees, there is no odor this time.

Attempting final push - without success, experienced slight head rush. I'll muster up another burst of energy momentarily.

LMAO

Dear God, poor Pink...

I've repositioned my cheeks on the seat. Perhaps this will help the last bit down the chute.

Still no success. I'm now chugging coffee - I know I need this last drop so I'm not sitting back here in an hour.