It's because they love you and can't wait to meet you at the Christmas party.

You are a dumbass!

I have a serious question for you, Believer.

What if I don't want to be born again? What if I'm perfectly happy the way I am and don't want any of that? When then? What if I don't need Jesus in my life?

chirp...chirp...chirp

I just spoke to jesus and he thinks your a ****ing douchebag

then, just know there are eternal consequences.

Mark 8:36
What good is it for a man to gain the whole world, yet forfeit his soul?


Eternity is a long time.

I get asked a lot of questions and I do have a life to lead so sometimes its simply that I missed the question. Or, I already answered someone else. Sorry, I wasnt dodging anything.

I do not stand on tables in sports bars. If someone is dining they would have no way to escape me. Here, you can simply not read my thread, or you can ignore it.

I dont into peoples faces or invade their space. Again, here, its only a chat site, you can avoid me very easily if you really wanted to.

I do invite people to church, and I do speak of the Lord and witness.

And ultimately, everything in the world belongs to God, and the First Commandments tells us that we are to put nothing ahead of Him. So theres really noplace where its "not the time or place" to praise on our Lord Jesus Christ.
especially for a Christian.

So if you have to take a big dump during church, and miss a portion of the sermon as a consequence, 'tis better to shit your pants.

Ok.

this shit makes me want to vomit

I'm the Boogeyman! And I'm comin' to getcha!

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