Ok,

Here's what you do.

Punch her in the face.

With your dick.

She has his balls, so his dick is useless.

If you want to be milkman in 10 years.

You're right.
My bad.

Here's waht you do.

Make love to her car.

Nothing wrong with a limp noodle smack. They can really sting a girl.

I need a new hat. I'd get an Indiana Jones hat but I don't want to look too nerdy. Maybe you can suggest one.

No, the sex was great...amazing...trust me, we had ZERO issues this.

Apparently YOU had zero issues with it.

If when the bedroom door closes and your name suddenly becomes 'OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD', her back is arched, her toes are curled and she is physically unable to walk out of that room fear of commitment is no longer an issue for them.

I didn't feel well all weekend. One of my friends shot himself and killed himself. So I have been listening to blackbird and yesterday by the beatles in my apartment. You don't want feel shit like the grass or watch tv anymore? I don't understand it

For God's sake, stay away from the Niel Young.

And especially stay away from Neil Young

I don't believe this story but let me make sure I've got the facts straight:

1. Hot chick. 5'9. Pierced Nipples. Great legs.
2. Great sex
3. Insecure but digs you.

Then, you dump her? And less than a week later, you're whining on a football forum that she won't return your calls or texts?

YOU dumped her. If she was having issues about becoming closer to you last week, you should have just backed the **** off. There was no reason to end it and break up with her because it sounds like it was happening anyway. Why pour salt in the wound?

FWIW, She's probably been out partying her ass off since YOU dumped her. She may have already started bed hopping, if she's as clingy and insecure as you describe.

IMO, you probably did the right thing. First instincts are always best in these situations.

And she sounds like she's no where near ready for a real relationship.

Move on.

DaneMcCloud is Sucking

Him too.