Billy is annoying but if you got to know him I bet he's a friendly guy. He'd probably offer you his couch if you needed a place for the night. He might be running in every 5 minutes with some Oxyclean in case you spilled, but whatever.

UPS guy is kinda pretentious.

ShamWow guy is the only actual douchebag of the bunch.

First, he tries to make you feel like failure for not owning a ShamWow. Then he's got his bullshit with "You spend $30 on paper towels every month!" or whatever he says. The hell I spend that much on paper towels. WTF?

THEN he's got "You know they make good stuff in Germany" line. What? Shut up.

And then I present the topper: his hair. Your honor, the defense rests.

All I have to say is SHAMWOW... is the biggest douche.

(Also douchey: Alltel Chad)

Nailed it!!!!!!:)

I respect anyone who can sell.

So, they've learned how to suck someone off....of get them off with a finger up their asshole. Sorry, that's NOT real impressive. I learned that at age 19.

:shrug:


:rolleyes:

And I respect few who teach.

Professionally, that is.

So, you respect whores, more than nuns too, I'd bet. Hmmm-kkkayyy. :shrug:

:hmmm:

You're a nun. Whatever.

¡Vince! ¡Vince! ¡Vince!

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Compared to Sales douches? :spock:

Heh. Yeah. :hmmm:

;)

I don't know, there's a difference between a dude just selling something and a guy that can just Sell. And they don't do it in a sleazy kind of way. I've done sales jobs and there's some people that can literally sell anything and not do it by bullshitting or just kissing ass. They just sell by basically selling themselves. It's a real talent with some people.
I worked for a rental car company inside a Lexus dealership outside of D.C. and I would watch these salesmen. Most would totally stress out to sell 12 cars a month, chain smoke cigarettes and slam coffee, cuss about customers after they left or in the breakroom. They would sometimes have some success but they'd usually burn out after a few months. There was one guy though that just sold like he was talking to you at a bar. Not stressed out, not fake at all. He didn't act different when the customers weren't there. Totally a nice guy. That dude would just kill. Every month he would be one or two on the board, and making real good money too. He'd been there like 8 years. He just had a talent for it that most people don't. I've ran into a few people like that.

Thanks for making my point. Good whores are hard to find; no doubt about it.

:thumb:

Which educational system are you "whoring" yourself out for?

How nice of you to generalize an entire working class of people.

Here's an idea: Kotter can "whore himself out" until he can retire on the taxpayers' tab.

It's a proven plan.