This isn't crazy, but the closest to interesting example I have is the one time this girl wanted to blow me while my cock was coated in maple syrup.

God dammit. Where do you find these chicks?

GOD DAMMIT!

Youze a stone-cold playa

A girl, a wine glass and a her appetite for protein is all I'm sayin.

I had a frat brother whose GF was into peanut butter on a stick.

My only experience was in high school when the 24 year old woman next door asked to blow me with ice cubes in her mouth.Needless to say I was more than willing.

Once I met a girl that wanted to play doctor. She had gobs of blood coming from her tonsils and couldn't afford a real doctor...

God chose you, or something.

No Place hops like Sonic.


Altoids....

The Ex liked doing that among other things.

Really about the only thing I miss about her was the sex, nothing she wouldn't try. :D

You'd have a hard time getting laid in a women's prison with a handful of pardons.

QFT!! Nothing better than a married/engaged woman. Wants nothing more than a good time. And like you said someone else has to deal with the day to day drama.:thumb:

Pop rocks also :)

...

nothing. no great wild stories. no crazy requests. lots of incredible mind blowing sex... but...

:(

maybe it's just that I'm so twisted, the world's perversion is my normalcy.

yeah. that's it.

Man, some of you guys and gals need to get out more.

I was traveling the world back in 1984. Myself and a guy I was traveling with met this greek girl in Amsterdam and she told us about these townhouses on the beach in Greece. you walk right out your back door to the meditterean beach. And it was only about $20 a night. Sleeps up to 6.

So we get on a train the next day and travel down there. We got in late like 3:00am or so but it was the real deal. Townhouse on the beach. Very cool. We wake up the next day and we discover that its a nude beach.

We have rented a townhouse on a mediterrean nude beach. Needless to say we were blown away. We sit out on our desk and watched the ladies and the surf all day.

That night a bunch of blankets were put out on the beach and left there in front of the townhouse two doors down from us. About 10:00 pm people started showing up getting naked and siting on them, having a drink. They started a fire. After about a hour some of the couples started getting frisky. There are about 25-30 people now on the blankets. And soon other people joined in and within another 1/2 hour there was a full blown public orgy taking place two doors down from us.

They were all speaking greek and appeared to be locals so we were kind of apprehensive about joining in but after a lot of drinks and we can't miss this oppertunity talk between us we got naked and wondered down there. Some woman invited us over to uhhh "fill" an opening and we were in the orgy.

Went on until about 2:00 am. Probably "did" 6 different women that night.

A few years ago, one of my brothers stole one of my "to do list" ideas.

He made some skaliwag backpack a 6 pack up a rural water tower and drilled her on the catwalk.

I'm not sharing much in these threads because 1. bride owanian could read it. 2. Google will hold this shit against use forEVAAAAAAAAAR