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keg in kc 01-27-2009 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 5432365)
here is another fact..married guys get it more often.

That may be a fact for some married guys, but I don't think that's a fact for all married guys. There's a lot of dysfunctional couples out there. I know my longest-term relationship started with a bang and ended (while married) with a fizzle. And while I wouldn't say I represent all marriages, I also wouldn't say my experiences were unique.

Delano 01-27-2009 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5432369)
I don't know. Sounds about perfect to me.

Basically you are looking for a living fleshlight. AMIRITE?

stevieray 01-27-2009 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5432383)
That may be a fact for some married guys, but I don't think that's a fact for all married guys. There's a lot of dysfunctional couples out there. I know my longest-term relationship started with a bang and ended (while married) with a fizzle. And while I wouldn't say I represent all marriages, I also wouldn't say my experiences were unique.

possible, but on the other side of the coin..some start out hot.. and then get hotter....

keg in kc 01-27-2009 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5432390)
Basically you are looking for a living fleshlight. AMIRITE?

I'm not looking for anything, fleshlight or otherwise, but if I was, sure, that sounds about right. A living fleshlight with a large inheritance would work. Oh, the life of the kept man.

keg in kc 01-27-2009 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 5432395)
possible, but on the other side of the coin..some start out hot.. and then get hotter....

It's about finding a good match. Too many people (like me ten years ago) go into marriage clueless.

Hammock Parties 01-27-2009 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by PastorMikH (Post 5432334)
I would think you'd be more worried about finding a deaf, dumb, blind, woman to marry so you could get your drive started rather than worrying about all the "Old Guys" on the net.

Deflection.

Instead of worrying about my FULLY ERECT and TESTOSTERRIFIC tower of power, why not worry about your drooping, limpy phallus of phail? IT COULD FALL OFF ANY DAY NOW!

StcChief 01-27-2009 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5432397)
I'm not looking for anything, fleshlight or otherwise, but if I was, sure, that sounds about right. A living fleshlight with a large inheritance would work. Oh, the life of the kept man.

hmmmm now there's a thought. the reverse Gold-digger chick.

Extra Point 01-27-2009 08:48 PM

Claythan, you can't hit your peak if you have nothing to hit.


Better get after it.




HAH!

Delano 01-27-2009 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5432406)
Deflection.

Instead of worrying about my FULLY ERECT and TESTOSTERRIFIC tower of power, why not worry about your drooping, limpy phallus of phail? IT COULD FALL OFF ANY DAY NOW!

I'm semi-phaillic. What kind of tips do you have, beastman?

Hammock Parties 01-27-2009 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5432415)
I'm semi-phaillic. What kind of tips do you have, beastman?

Just kill yourself. It'll be quicker.

This thread needs Midnight Vulture.

Delano 01-27-2009 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5432421)
Just kill yourself. It'll be quicker.

This thread needs Midnight Vulture.

Quicker than what?

JOhn 01-27-2009 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5432406)
Deflection.

Instead of worrying about my FULLY ERECT and TESTOSTERRIFIC tower of power, why not worry about your drooping, limpy phallus of phail? IT COULD FALL OFF ANY DAY NOW!

Does anyone else find it funny that GoChiefs is trying to win an argument about sex with a Pastor and is losing?ROFL

Besides which said pastor has gotten/will get more than GoChiefs ever will?:D

sedated 01-27-2009 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5432406)
Deflection.

Instead of worrying about my FULLY ERECT and TESTOSTERRIFIC tower of power, why not worry about your drooping, limpy phallus of phail? IT COULD FALL OFF ANY DAY NOW!

ROFL

your "FULLY ERECT and TESTOSTERRIFIC tower of power" is getting a whole shit-ton of use isn't it?

meanwhile, all these 30 and 40 somethings are too busy fuking their hot wives to pay attention to your dumb ass.



its Tuesday night. can you hear the collective moan of all the women getting plowed right now?

CrazyPhuD 01-27-2009 08:52 PM

The difference is that claythan's peak is burnett's mound, while for the rest of us it is closer to mt Everest. We have much father to go before we reach bottom. :)

KCChiefsMan 01-27-2009 08:54 PM

better to end a bad relationshio sooner than later. End it via text message


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