So how does a woman know when she has met Mr. RIGHT ??





























































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When he walks through the door, trips over his dick, and all the money falls out of his pockets.

Hope some humor helps.

Badgirl, sorry for your hurt. I know I've ranked on you for the nurse thing, but having been dumped I can feel your pain. Just stay close to friends and be careful about opening yourself to abuse from certain people here.

Claythan, I knew you were a virgin. I didn't know you also an asshole. Try not kicking people when they are down.
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Its intense and dark but damn good



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claythan...heres your chance. Drive to Tennessee and take badgirl out to Sonic..or maybe you two get a hotel and order a Casey's taco pizza. All you have to do is show her an ounce of attention..Tell her something like "your ass looks great in those jeans but you need a haircut" and you should be a shoe-in.

Post Break-up women are the easiest. Hell, you could just show up with a chocolate bar and a Fresca.

oh good grief.... a bunch of Dr. Phils and Oprah's on this board.

BG, I don't think this is the place to bring your sorrow. Not with this bunch of sorry sad sacks

Mmmm... pretend nuns.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ne5Lb2SiFH...noweth+nun.jpg

Being an internet veteran and all, I've discovered these are always the worst kind of topics. One girl, seven thousand men.

video proof of where this relationship went wrong....Stumppy told you this was no way to wake your man up from a nap.

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Real?
 

I'm not sure if this story is real or fake. Regardless, if it is true, you should stop playing the "victim." If you want the guy back, GO GET HIM! You know you can if you try hard enough. If you don't want him back, then you are in the best situation for YOU.

"Almost 3 1/2 years of my life shot to hell."
You are looking at the 3 1/2 years ALL WRONG! That time was not an "investment" leading to something else. It was good times that should be remembered as a great period in your life that helped you grow as a person. During that time, you loved someone special and were loved back. You should appreciate that time together. Although that door may have closed, another will open that will also provide great memories.

Careful what you wish for :eek:

Without reading through this entire thread, I'm sure it's turned out really well..................

I was just thinking the same thing.

Clearly he was fucking around on you this whole time.

What you should do is call his cell phone over and over leaving messages, maybe drive over to his work place and wait outside then when he comes out peel out and drive like a bat outta hell! Also..call his parents house once an hour...and his workplace too. Then if all that fails..follow him wherever he goes and wave at him everytime he looks over at you. Guys crave this sort of attention.

Better now than later. Just think if you had of married him .