When arguing with hamas (which is enevitable) keep in mind that he's a 125 lb nerd who spends every waking moment outside of his residence in fear that some random chick is going to kick his ass. The false internet bravado makes sense then.

Loaded at 4:30 on a Sunday afternoon and talking yourself up on the internet.

Dude, I think you are failing the lesson here.

Focus!

http://www.whataboutclients.com/arch...rasshopper.jpg

So I guess you guys dont have a sense of humor? The post was meant as a joke..jeez, no wonder no new people want to post.

Don't date fellow Planeteers. Don't accept Gatorade from fellow Planeteers. Don;t show your signifiant other the site. Don't ask for serious advice. Don't pick and move to another state to work for fellow Planeteers. Don't post under the influence. Never post a picture that you don't want winding up in Photoshop hell.

Welcome to the Planet n00b. You just proved the point.

Oh, and, Braincase is a hell of a nice guy and has a fantastic avatar. *nod nod nod*

REPOST!!!!!!!!

Yea, that was my first.

I'll be a nooB forever, sheesh.

I've only been here a short while, but I'll pass on to the other n00bs what I've observed in my studies.

Um.... midwesterners are seriously f**ked up. :D

Oh, yeah, and they have their own lingo which is undecipherable. They seem to use phrases like "to the *insert mode of transportation here*!" and "I would the whole thing". They also seem fascinated with the strange combination of drinking antifreeze and running into an AIDS tree, and either might be combined with setting yourself ablaze. They also like to print things, because they're always yelling at each other to do it... I think they might be counterfeiters or something, I'm not sure.

They seem a knowledgeable bunch, and seem to like good red-blooded American things like roasted meat, fast cars, f**king, drinking, and the like. Despite being saddled with recent years of losses, they seem to remain behind their team and have weathered the crappy performances well; only a relative few seem beaten-down and demoralized, which is impressive considering the recent double-bitchslap of having to deal with both a bumbling GM and Squirmin' Herman as head coach. They aren't arrogant like Bronco fans, don't seem to live in mom's basement like Raider fans, and, compared to Charger fans... well, it's hard to compare them, since Charger fans are all at the beach sipping wine coolers.

Treat the ladies fairly nicely, don't piss on the Chiefs, and only bash Raider and Bronco fans. If you see a Charger fan, you can bash them, too, but you probably won't see too many. I think there's one with a bag over his head, that's about it.

think you`re so special because you spend all day on this site, and that by spending all your free time on this site it makes you ..........cool, and me stupid for having a life and not being able to spend all my time on chiefs planet? ( run on sentence and other grammar mistakes already noted for the grammar police) ............then by that meaning, I am proud to be Noob. Now, log off come out side of your moms basement...you real world noob.

you should post alot, often and every time you have a thought run across your head, a good 100 post / day average is a great place to start, everyone loves seeing a post from you and are really very interested in reading your thoughts.

Ask ROR, or even that CrazyCoffee reerun

Who in the **** are you? You think I spend all time on here with my 5 posts per day?

I'm closing in on you.

Or you could just try this approach, it's been known to actually work, I hear.....