I got a chuckle or two out of Plankton today! w00t!

No shit, I didn't realize we had so many Chief fans with French heritage.

The attention whore is out in full force today.

I'm looking at things logically and preparing myself for the worst.

I will be there without a voice at the end of the game, though, along with 79,450 other people.

Instead of just throwing out insults, maybe you could give us some reasons why the Chiefs will win.

Jim Nantz will be coming to town. Hide the little boys!

Joe Flacco.

Why do you root for your little cousin when he's wrestling a bigger guy? Why don't you give up and die when your leg is broken?

Dude, you have no clue. Go be a pussy and die somewhere and get it over with.

You're pissing me the **** off and I've been drinking. Good luck kid, maybe some day you'll make it out of the basement.

What did I just say?

I'm traveling 800 miles to come see my team.

GoChiefs prepares himself for the worst so he won't be disappointed, much the same way he approaches his sex life.

I have a reason: Arrowhead. The Chiefs do pretty well there.

Bonus reason: The number 1 rushing attack in the league. Any team would be hard pressed to stop it.

I'm not saying we'll definitely win, but I like our chances.

Wait...was that suppose to work today?

Another reason. Next Sunday is the 9th. I've consulted Yoko One and according to the total of the numbers in 1/9/11,12 represents the color violet. Violet starts with V which,as we know, stands for Victory. She says Chiefs by 4.

If you are preparing for the worst, why bother going at all?

Because the bitch might actually get me off this time.

(And I've never been to a playoff game at Arrowhead, c'mon!)

lol if we trolled the nfl and butt**** baltimore next week