I leave you with this. Since you make a thread every week about this bird I assume next you'll be asking for relationship advice.


Premature ejaculation is funny. People trying to combat premature ejaculation is funnier. Notable examples: A.) pipe squeezer and B.) focusing on dog shit. Today we introduce a new, equally ****ing reeruned method for countering early evac. It's called sniffin your costars asshole. And unless the bitch just shit out 4 baconators, it wont work.

I'm getting that, but if she was a good friend prior, why would she just turn off those traits when you are bumping?

How so? I don't understand this part. Are you POSITIVE that it's not you making yourself feel worse by having unrealistic expectations this early in the relationship. Are you scared because the girl of your dreams is right there, and you're afraid it'll hurt worse later if it doesn't work out?

No judgment man, you have to find your own happiness. But it's amazing to me how much we as human beings rationalize bullshit in our own heads to make ourselves miserable. Everyone does it, whether they want to admit it or not. Overcoming it is what sets people apart.

I'm probably way off the mark here, but I'm throwing it out there just in case...............

This thread doesn't seem to be going too well for Mr. Buck.

The difference between a good friend and seeing each other practically every day for 3 months is quite different, no?

Sounds like a case of THIS.

Dudes, the shit is over. I didn't really want relationship advice.

How do I go about getting all of my shit back? I've never had to really deal with that on this magnitude before. I probably have at least $1000 worth of shit at her house.

Man up, take some roids, get a couple pit bulls and just lay down the law, bro.

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Had you talked about this stuff with her before making this decision?

whoa...shoulda got that squared away before you dumped her.
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Show up at her doorstep if she doesn't let you in flash your piece in the wasteband.

Are you still on speaking terms with her?

In the regression equation of love the R-squared is quite low. We cannot always explain why love happens with a person possessing one set of independent variables not with a person with a slightly different set of independent variables.

Go knock on the door and say, "uh hey, can i get my shit back?"

I seriously doubt she'll make a scene.

OR

Have you ever watched "Operation: Repo"?

Uhh, tell her you want your shit back. Do it before the anger part sets in, which is scheduled to happen any minute.