Dammit Carl!! :cuss:

Half Dozen of the Other

I always wanted to have a band featuring a Horn Section and a Pump Organ.

Then we could be the Horny Organs

How about the Bi-Focal Vocal Group?

Just call yourselves 'FREE BEER' so when they post that on the marque, people will show up.

Or how about "The Hugh Jorgans"

Chicken Fried Steak

Real Chili Doesn't Have Beans

Potbelly Pigs

Rock of Ageds

Bad Load

Because when your daddies made you, it was a "bad load."

think about the sign outside the bar:

Tonight: Exploded Diapers

Or I do like :

Tonight: Free Beer...

That place would be packed!

Dr. Johnny's Fever
Bailey's Quarters

Rock Bottom
Unfiltered Wheat
Cold Stone
Rubber Duck

Stonewall Axin'

Mike Tyson's Lisp

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