"Why are we so tolerant of obese people nowadays? Stop eating, you lazy, unnaturally fat sack of shit."

See what I did there?

Women only love you for your car.

I wonder what kind of car Scott Fujita finds attractive.

Just pull your shades down and turn up the volume on price is right, grandpa.

I thought Johnnie Morton was the first outwardly gay player?

after his playing days

thickening

I'm not sure he ever actually came out.

Cool, me too. Fist bump, brah!

Ted Washington is pretty much gay, based on the way his wife looks.

This thread is gay!

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”

She responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”

LMAO

This gay joke is extremely vulgar, so I put it in the spoiler tag. Don't read this and complain:

LMAO

Its great reading some of people's views in this thread though. You never know quite how backward some people are until they open their mouths.

Why does this article mention that the player will 'try to continue his career'? Jeff Garcia has been out of the league for some time now.

Hey, it's the monthly expose all the homophobes thread.