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Fat Elvis 12-25-2013 10:36 AM

I got some happy (and generally healthy) kids. That's what I wanted for Christmas.

ping2000 12-25-2013 10:43 AM

Banana for scale? Men from Chiefsplanet compare their knives to their dick size, not bananas.

Mosbonian 12-25-2013 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 10310207)
Every year, my wife asks me what I want for Christmas - and my reply is, "nothing babe, I can't think of anything I don't already have."

And sure enough, every Christmas morning when I'm grilling pork and beef tenderloin, I realize I want/need one of these.

LMAO

Every year my wife asks me the same question...I tell her I have all I need in you and the kids.

But every year she still gets me stuff...and it's always good.

2 nice rugby shirts
a pair of pajama bottoms
Mickey Mouse coffee cup and warmer for my desk
Some nice Quality Headphones with the Disney logo etched on them
Chuck Norris DVD set
Big Bang Theory Season 6

Got her what she asked for....a Pandora bracelet with the charms she wanted and a set of Paula Deen cookware. (The big set)

Oh and a few gift certificates to her favorite places to shop. I never buy her clothes....made that mistake once, and never again.

Mosbonian 12-25-2013 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Fat Elvis (Post 10310225)
I got some happy (and generally healthy) kids. That's what I wanted for Christmas.

My wife fell and broke her wrist and bruised her coccyx about 10 days before Christmas....so I am did all the Christmas wrapping and the cooking.

Fire Me Boy! 12-25-2013 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by mlyonsd (Post 10310202)
Thermapen instant read thermometer. Best one out there.

Nice! I love mine, can't believe I waited to buy one as long as I did. :thumb:

pr_capone 12-25-2013 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by ping2000 (Post 10310231)
Banana for scale? Men from Chiefsplanet compare their knives to their dick size, not bananas.

my dick wouldn't have fit in the picture

mlyonsd 12-25-2013 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 10310207)
Every year, my wife asks me what I want for Christmas - and my reply is, "nothing babe, I can't think of anything I don't already have."

And sure enough, every Christmas morning when I'm grilling pork and beef tenderloin, I realize I want/need one of these.

LMAO

Well go tell her right now and maybe you'll get one for your birthday.

mlyonsd 12-25-2013 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by HonestChieffan (Post 10310208)
give it to me its mine

Perfect timing to because we're doing prime rib today.

Dave Lane 12-25-2013 10:50 AM

This is kinda like a banana and my present to me.

http://www.intercon-spacetec.de/file...80-liegend.jpg

mlyonsd 12-25-2013 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 10310237)
Nice! I love mine, can't believe I waited to buy one as long as I did. :thumb:

Was looking at them a couple years ago and decided not to spring for one and went the cheap route. It sucks and I don't trust it.

Mosbonian 12-25-2013 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 10310238)
my dick wouldn't have fir in the picture

Sounds like you have several issues besides size.....

mlyonsd 12-25-2013 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 10310242)
This is kinda like a banana and my present to me.

http://www.intercon-spacetec.de/file...80-liegend.jpg

I'll bet you can see all the way to heaven with that thing.

Dave Lane 12-25-2013 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by mlyonsd (Post 10310247)
I'll bet you can see all the way to heaven with that thing.

I see the heavens every night :)

digger 12-25-2013 10:53 AM

http://s7d9.scene7.com/is/image/BedB...1804740463018p

http://nflshop.frgimages.com/FFImage...4_xl.jpg&w=400

Fire Me Boy! 12-25-2013 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 10310242)
This is kinda like a banana and my present to me.

http://www.intercon-spacetec.de/file...80-liegend.jpg

Is that some kind of high-tech fleshlight?


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