Those damn squeeze bottles have a mind of their own.

Bang on the end and they shut up.

If they don't explode all over the place.

I want a sandwich.

That I do.

About to make ham and cheese. No mayo tho. Just mustard.

Grab some of this:

http://www.vitacost.com/Images/Produ...4756000037.jpg


Heat it up in a sauce pan. Add stone ground mustard. Blend in brown sugar and ground clove. If needed add vinegar and dill to taste. Use enough of each ingredient to get a perfect balance of salty/sweet/tart/spicy. Put it on your pork.

Not my kind of thing. I prefer uncomplicated.

My pops would eat miracle whip sandwiches.

A miracle whip...sandwich.


Yuck

Eww.

Yeah, and usually in the middle of the night, at the fridge, in his underwear.


Good times

And there's your ad campaign, 'Semen, it's always handy.'

Seems like poll is showing the no-brainer this contest was from the start.

I make my own.

ever try making a grilled cheese with Miracle Whip?


that shit don't work...