Also heard McDonalds is selling bottles of Secret Sauce.

New hat.

http://mlb.imageg.net/graphics/produ...4903030reg.jpg

In my experience this is the best way to deal with a Rams fan.

Jangling keys in front of them works pretty well too.

http://www.fulltimenanny.com/wp-cont.../baby-keys.jpg

Last time I did that they stole the ****ers, broke into my house and knocked up my cat. Pretty sure they gave Mr. Whiskers an std as well.

I think it pretty much goes without saying that they are an absentee parent in every way, shape and form.

I lov . . . . errr, probably too soon.

Target now selling 50 Shades of Grey sex toys...if not that, I agree with the previous pervs...give him your Love Biscuit, and put a little Stank on it!

When you say that, do you mean creepier than something SR recently said, or creepier than the very concept of SR?

He stands all day and does a lot of repetitive motion (chopping things, taking things out of the oven, etc). He sometimes says his knees or wrists hurt. I wonder if he might like a massage (well, a professional one).

Heh

You can tell with all that "sucking dick is a given" talk that she's never been married.

Anywho, I have a week to decide. I've gotten some pretty solid advice in here, so thanks. :)

It's not a bad idea, but one you need to vet. Unless he's expressed interest in them before, it may come off as too frilly or pampered, especially if you can't control whether it's a dude or a chick rubbing him all over.

Some dudes may love the extravagance, others might find it a little too 'queer eye for the straight guy.'

Anus tarts

This guy exchanges massages.

http://www.meetup.com/Beyond-the-Tra...ers/125854002/

See, this is quality stuff (not to take away from Iowanian's idea). As a chick, I either over think things or don't consider what I should.