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Mahomes robbed at gunpoint (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=307738)

Kiimo

05-15-2017 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 12873669)

Incredibly stupid thief's.

Quoted for posterity.

Ming the Merciless

05-15-2017 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiimosabi (Post 12873095)

CSI Texas: The Dumbass Criminal Files

edit: I really hope the black guy is named Michael Blake Pinkerton and the white guy is Billy Ray. I want that to be true. Then these two are a Coen Bros movie

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

funniest comment in months on the entire board

kudos

cmdrzman

05-15-2017 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by RippedmyFlesh (Post 12873506)

I hope you resist an armed robbery.

I woulda trechia blast both those fools and took their ****in wallet...

Seriously tho? Old MF'n man just walks up and takes yer sh*t

Man there were like 3 of you MF'ers and one skinny white dude and an old 60 year old black dude and you let them roll yer ass

Warren Sapp didnt get rolled that bad in Vegas by a couple hooka's

RobBlake

05-15-2017 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 12873669)

Incredibly stupid thief's. Meth will do that.

Thieves...

RobBlake

05-15-2017 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by cmdrzman (Post 12873723)

You gonna get shot over replaceable things? If these guys were on meth anything could happen

Rain Man

05-15-2017 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by cmdrzman (Post 12873723)

A weird old-looking guy with a gun still wins most fights against unarmed people, unless the weird old-looking guy is Aqib Talib who shoots himself in the process.

Rain Man

05-15-2017 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by RobBlake (Post 12873731)

You gonna get shot over replaceable things? If these guys were on meth anything could happen

Yeah, if I'm about to sign a contract with a $10 million signing bonus, I'm not going to fight over fifty bucks, a condom, and a driver's license.

eDave

05-15-2017 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiimosabi (Post 12873680)

Quoted for posterity.

I was speaking Gollum.

LMAO

Easy 6

05-15-2017 04:55 PM

Welp, looks like the only sensible solution is to put Pat on 24/7 365 lockdown at his home

Food will be catered in, and coaches will arrive at his door for tutoring

cmdrzman

05-15-2017 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by RobBlake (Post 12873731)

You gonna get shot over replaceable things? If these guys were on meth anything could happen

Any fool that pretends to have a gun usually doesn't... most that do- will pull that sh*t out-

If he pulls- yeah.. give him yer sh*t.. he doesn't... get ta whoopin is ass

Easy 6

05-15-2017 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmdrzman (Post 12873766)

Any fool that pretends to have a gun usually doesn't... most that do- will pull that sh*t out-

If he pulls- yeah.. give him yer sh*t.. he doesn't... get ta whoopin is ass

Shut your cock garage, moron

cmdrzman

05-15-2017 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 12873777)

Shut your cock garage, moron

Tongue punch my fartbox queerbag

eDave

05-15-2017 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by cmdrzman (Post 12873814)

Tongue punch my fartbox queerbag

You are full of shit.

Easy 6

05-15-2017 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmdrzman (Post 12873814)

Tongue punch my fartbox queerbag

Big talk for a punk ass buster

NJChiefsFan

05-15-2017 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 12872972)

Justin Houston tried to corral him, but he managed to AMBLE a few paces to safety.

I think the key to this type of humor is not to cap locks the joke.

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