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T2 is a shitty movie and not just because you have to listen to Edward Furlong screeching for 120 minutes. No, the reason it sucks is because they turn the T-800 into a joke. How many scenes involve the goddamn Terminator acting as comic relief? He's a ****ing unstoppable killer cyborg from the future and he's doing lame "fish out of water" bits like he's Balki from Perfect Strangers.
Oh, and they also manage to give him this candyass last line: "Now I know why you cry" And then sinks himself into molten slag as John "Badass Future Saviour of Humanity" screeches and blubbers like a bitch. The only time the T 800 should use a line like that is if he's just shoved a canister of teargas in someone's ass. Anyway, it sucked. But people were too stupid to realize how bad the cheesy comedy elements were until the third movie. Guess what dumbasses? It's the same type of shit you loved in the last movie. P.S. Robert Patrick was cool and I loved the nuking scene with Sarah Conner clinging to the chain link fence. |
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They introduced a 12 year old John Connor; levity in such a situation makes sense. Notice we really only got comedic bits out of the T-800s interactions with the kid. He was hardly a joke anyway. His intro in the bar was ****ing awesome, showing up to save John in the mall (with the shotgun in the flower box) was ****ing awesome, the freeway motorcycle rescue scene was ****ing awesome, “come with me if you want to live” was ****ing awesome, neutralizing the entire SWAT and police force at Cyberdyne with 0 human casualties was ****ing awesome. He legit jumped from the pickup truck onto the hood of the tanker and just unloaded a clip into the windshield at the T-1000, then ripped the steering wheel causing it to crash. That movie was great and the T-800 was a ****ing baller. You’ve just got some unjustified hate boner. |
Going off on T2 like that is just flat out reeruned
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Sucked.
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Legit classic. |
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Deberg is on your side, guys. I rest my case. |
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You're the only person on the planet who would argue T2 sucked. |
You know what wouldn't have sucked? If James Cameron had done a prequel set in the future. An action packed grim and gritty war picture about John Conner and his rebellion against Skynet.
No annoying kids. No lame wisecracks. Just man vs machine in a dystopian hellscape. |
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That wasn't James Cameron circa 1990 in "Aliens" mode though. That was some warmed over Transformers shit directed by some douche named "McG.' |
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But you’re still a ****ing reerun about T2 |
If Philip K. Dick wrote the Terminator:
In the future, scientist/revolutionary John Conner captures a Skynet factory and creates a divergent strain of artificial humans i.e. Replicants. He sends one of these new artificial humans into the past to protect (and impregnate) Sarah Conner. John insures his own birth as a human/replicant hybrid. No pure human could have survived the nuclear holocaust. Only a hybrid like John could. The war after Judgement Day isn't a war of Man vs. Machine. Humanity is gone. It's now a battle between machine and something "more human than human" to see who inherits what's left of the Earth. Hasta la vista, origami unicorn. |
The Terminator is a learning computer though...that's why he understands why thf kid cries or jokes etc
Anyone seen this deleted scene? https://screencrush.com/terminator-2...computer-chip/ |
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The freezing of the T1000 caused it to glitch, and it couldn't morph perfectly after that. Also,the T1000 scanned Connor's bedroom with his hands. Here is a compilation of deleted scenes. The first one is the same as what you posted. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/tZNE637BeEI" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe> |
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