And a warm scoop of rep to you too, sir.

There are some very good responses gojng in in here for those who can focus on the actual topic.

I mean, I’m sure there’s sugar in my Life cereal but I’m talking no soda or sugars that I’m conscious of. I do take some when I drink bourbon obv.

Your boring ass drinks?

I bet you’re slaying it on Grinder these days.

I’d dot her eyes.

LMAO

Um no, no you wouldn't be unless you are drinking fireball or some other awful flavored shit.

Holy f*** you’re right about something finally. That blew my mind. I’m pumped now.

you would lick her ass then?

I'm always right, pay attention.

Unless you’re strictly eating only meat and veggies, you’re taking sugar in somewhere.

How the f** am I not getting any rep for this A+ thread? It’s hilarious and original. Ungrateful dooshbags. Hopefully she shows up at your place and when you ask her to take her blouse off, it’s only then you realize she’s strapped to the hilt with TNT.

I’d make her give me a blumpkin.

I thought of old school Catholic school and Nuns rapping you across the knucke's.

I guess the dick measuring makes sense except we CP members need a yardstick.