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RealSNR 07-01-2023 09:16 AM

That accuracy comment still floors me.

Okay, Tyreek. Go ahead and say it. You wish the Chiefs would have kept Alex. Because if you love Tua so goddamn much, Alex is a better version of him.

BigRedChief 07-01-2023 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Vladimir_Kyrilytch (Post 17000803)
It's just a guy he attacked, big deal. If it was a vacuum cleaner it would be a different story.

ROFL

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Originally Posted by Wallcrawler (Post 17002324)
Because it's been shown to us, multiple times what a douchebag little **** that Tyreek Hill really is? I mean Jesus titty ****ing Christ there's literally volumes of data on the subject.

Being a douche ain't illegal. If you feel so entitled that you can smack an employee in public, you need some correction in your attitude. Maybe the state and the law must do that if the person cant change.

Wallcrawler 07-01-2023 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 17002398)
ROFL

Being a douche ain't illegal. If you feel so entitled that you can smack an employee in public, you need some correction in your attitude. Maybe the state and the law must do that if the person cant change.

Not just smacking him, but completely bitching up and doing it while the guys back is turned.

BryanBusby 07-01-2023 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 17002289)
You set an alarm so you could wake that hog up, weigh her, and then post it on here.

You dog, you!

Who said anything about waking up? Porking like that goes on all night long.

vonBobo 07-02-2023 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by mr. tegu (Post 17002260)
Also guaranteed you can’t with any confidence say what “this behavior” actually is in the context of Hill’s behavior.

In my experience, people who are not physically violent do not say things like my child and my partner "better be afraid of me".

dlphg9 07-02-2023 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by vonBobo (Post 17003063)
In my experience, people who are not physically violent do not say things like my child and my partner "better be afraid of me".

That's the weakest shit I've ever heard. It's the only thing you could take from the secretly recording that comes close to evidence, so idiots harp on it.

vonBobo 07-02-2023 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 17003112)
That's the weakest shit I've ever heard. It's the only thing you could take from the secretly recording that comes close to evidence, so idiots harp on it.


Let's change violent batterer to cake baker.

If the guy has baked a cake before, and he is secretly recorded talking about baking a cake, and then he is captured on video actually making a cake, then I can confidently say the guy bakes cakes.

Zebedee DuBois 07-02-2023 02:48 PM

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Rain Man 07-02-2023 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by TwistedChief (Post 17000742)
Can we also just discuss how ridiculous these text messages were? I know Brooke Pryor's context was totally obnoxious and she sucks, but there's no way these weren't scripted.

Tyreek: "Crystal you know I didn't cause any bruising or harm to [our son]. But for some reason I still may be charged."

Espinal: "I know you didn't. I did. I hurt [our son]. I'm the one that did it. I was hurt and mad at you so I blamed you for everything."

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 17001741)
It’s like some clunky exposition in a shitty movie.

“Hey, sis. I haven’t seen you in so long. Not since dad died in that terrible smelting accident.”

“Yeah, what’s it been? 3 years? He wasn’t the best dad, what with his drinking problem, but I still miss him”


The guy's testimony during the lawsuit will quote something like this:

The guy said, "Do you know who I am? I am Tyreek Hill, wide receiver for the Miami Dolphins, though you may remember me from my six straight pro bowl berths with the Kansas City Chiefs."

I said, "I don't care. You are still not allowed to be aboard this ship."

He said, "Then I will strike you in the face."

Pablo 07-02-2023 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 17003488)
The guy's testimony during the lawsuit will quote something like this:

The guy said, "Do you know who I am? I am Tyreek Hill, wide receiver for the Miami Dolphins, though you may remember me from my six straight pro bowl berths with the Kansas City Chiefs."

I said, "I don't care. You are still not allowed to be aboard this ship."

He said, "Then I will strike you in the face."

LMAO

If you don’t know me by Tyreek I hope you’re familiar with my alias, Cheetah.

RealSNR 07-02-2023 09:56 PM

Hi I'm Tyreek Hill. You may remember me from far more successful and significant franchises such as the Kansas City Chiefs

vonBobo 07-02-2023 09:57 PM

"I don't know why everyone believes the surveillance camera when it was me, the boat guy, that struck myself upon thy own face."

~Boat Guy via text

dlphg9 07-02-2023 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by vonBobo (Post 17003187)
Let's change violent batterer to cake baker.

If the guy has baked a cake before, and he is secretly recorded talking about baking a cake, and then he is captured on video actually making a cake, then I can confidently say the guy bakes cakes.

He's not secretly recorded talking about commiting violent battery, you stupid ****.

vonBobo 07-02-2023 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 17003556)
you stupid ****.

You gettin' mad?

RealSNR 07-02-2023 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by vonBobo (Post 17003562)
You gettin' mad?

You gettin' your facts straight?


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