When does a Black man turn into a ******?
As soon as he leaves the room.

Gives a whole new meaning to the credo "Never leave your brother's behind."

Why do Mexican cars have those little steering wheels?
So they can drive handcuffed

"Mommy, mommy, can I lick the bowl?"

"Shut up and flush the toilet!"

What's the fastest animal in the world?
The Ethiopian chicken.

A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she had been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this, she lets out a sigh.

The man runs out and tells the doctor, who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction. The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan.

From this, the doctor suggests that the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed.

The man goes in and then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asked what happened.

The man replied, 'She choked.'

What do Ethiopians use for bunk beds....

Window blinds...

What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Lucky



What do you call an Ethiopian with 3 dogs?


A rancher

What do you call two Ethiopians in a gold sleeping bag?
Twix.

What is the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?
A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.

How are babies and the elderly alike?





Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.

What do Ethiopians call venetian blinds?

Bunk beds


What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?


Matt

What do you say to a black in a three piece suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.


I like that one for an icebreaker at parties.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
Canoes tip.