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Cephalic Trauma 05-21-2013 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9698114)
You take yourself too seriously. You should work on that.

Yeah, i deleted it.

I come on here to bull shit. But oncology, especially peds, is the shittiest thing ever. And I'm in an out of state rotation so I'm on here. I should surf elsewhere perhaps.

seclark 05-21-2013 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Bump (Post 9698116)
^

please at least try hemp oil with those kids. If there's nothing else to loose, it's worth a try.

ROFL

Cephalic Trauma 05-21-2013 06:23 PM

I'll bring up hemp oil tomorrow to my attending and let you know.

:rolleyes:

Hootie 05-21-2013 06:23 PM

by the way

101 was actually reserved for the worst poster on this site, which is why the gay Zach Braff made the list

-King- 05-21-2013 06:23 PM

We're only 2 people in and this thread is HOC material. LMAO
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Donger 05-21-2013 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 9698131)
Yeah, i deleted it.

I come on here to bull shit. But oncology, especially peds, is the shittiest thing ever. And I'm in an out of state rotation so I'm on here. I should surf elsewhere perhaps.

I wouldn't let Hootie bother you. He's actually a relatively intelligent chap, but he suffers from a deplorable level of high schoolism. And he's almost 30.

Jealousy and/or envy is strong with him.

Pablo 05-21-2013 06:26 PM

What number is bump? He's got to be up there, right?

Guy is unintentionally hilarious.

patteeu 05-21-2013 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 9698131)
Yeah, i deleted it.

I come on here to bull shit. But oncology, especially peds, is the shittiest thing ever. And I'm in an out of state rotation so I'm on here. I should surf elsewhere perhaps.

I'm sure it is.

I think if you just roll with the punches here, you'd be fine though. Half the time when people are poking at you, they're doing it to get the very reactions you give them.

Hootie 05-21-2013 06:27 PM

just go bang your hairy arm'd "girlfriend" and get over it

Bump 05-21-2013 06:27 PM

I'm not even trying to be funny. Cannabis oil has been known to reduce tumors when there was no other option, potentially saving a childs life is worth a damn shot.

Hootie 05-21-2013 06:27 PM

that's the 10th episode of scrubs

my christ am I missing a marathon or something?

loochy 05-21-2013 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Bump (Post 9698157)
I'm not even trying to be funny. Cannabis oil has been known to reduce tumors when there was no other option, potentially saving a childs life is worth a damn shot.

So has my pee after eating asparagus.

Donger 05-21-2013 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Bump (Post 9698157)
I'm not even trying to be funny. Cannabis oil has been known to reduce tumors when there was no other option, potentially saving a childs life is worth a damn shot.

How about Windex? I think that Windex has also been known to reduce tumors. You okay with that?

Donger 05-21-2013 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9698156)
just go bang your hairy arm'd "girlfriend" and get over it

Is this directed at a specific poster, or just a general statement in no particular direction?

Donger 05-21-2013 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9698165)
So has my pee after eating asparagus.

Miracle plant pee.

MeatRock 05-21-2013 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9698140)
I wouldn't let Hootie bother you. He's actually a relatively intelligent chap, but he suffers from a deplorable level of high schoolism. And he's almost 30.

Jealousy and/or envy is strong with him.

Maybe it's because he was a letterman in high school.

Hootie 05-21-2013 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9698171)
Is this directed at a specific poster, or just a general statement in no particular direction?

QUESTION MARK?

QUESTION?

I'M A BIG ****ING bundle of sticks AND 99% OF MY POSTS END IN QUESTION MARKS.

YOU'RE AWFUL.

Donger 05-21-2013 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9698178)
QUESTION MARK?

QUESTION?

I'M A BIG ****ING pillowbiterGOT AND 99% OF MY POSTS END IN QUESTION MARKS.

YOU'RE AWFUL.

If you'd be more specific, I wouldn't need to ask as many questions, Hootie.

Hootie 05-21-2013 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9698176)
Maybe it's because he was a letterman in high school.

if you changed your name from MeatRock to GiggleBear no one would remember who the **** MeatRock was

almost 2000 posts and no one knows who the **** you are

way to make an impression

your name should simply be "Lack"

because you lack everything

Hootie 05-21-2013 06:33 PM

go read the spoiler for #101 on my list you dip****

MeatRock 05-21-2013 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9698182)
if you changed your name from MeatRock to GiggleBear no one would remember who the **** MeatRock was

almost 2000 posts and no one knows who the **** you are

way to make an impression

your name should simply be "Lack"

because you lack everything

ROFL

Donger 05-21-2013 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9698183)
go read the spoiler for #101 on my list you dip****

I'm sorry, are you referring to me? If so, perhaps you could use the Quote feature going forward. It would clear up quite a bit of the confusion. Thanks.

MeatRock 05-21-2013 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9698182)
if you changed your name from MeatRock to GiggleBear no one would remember who the **** MeatRock was

almost 2000 posts and no one knows who the **** you are

way to make an impression

your name should simply be "Lack"

because you lack everything

Did that strike a nerve? You mad bro?

Hootie 05-21-2013 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9698189)
Did that strike a nerve? You mad bro?

oh yeah

user MeatRock, the blandest dipshit on this site,

struck a nerve with the ULTIMATE CP'er (me)

That's rich.

Donger 05-21-2013 06:37 PM

Hootie, do you live in an "apartment"? If so, do you share that "apartment" with "room mates"?

MeatRock 05-21-2013 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9698192)
oh yeah

user MeatRock, the blandest dipshit on this site,

struck a nerve with the ULTIMATE CP'er (me)

That's rich.

Write a goddamn complete sentence for ****s sake you illiterate dumbass.

Hootie 05-21-2013 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9698194)
Hootie, do you live in an "apartment"? If so, do you share that "apartment" with "room mates"?

DO YOU REALIZE THAT I ONLY ANSWER YOUR RIDICULOUS QUESTION MARK POSTS WITH QUESTION MARK POSTS?

(I sang that while I typed)

Donger 05-21-2013 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9698200)
DO YOU REALIZE THAT I ONLY ANSWER YOUR RIDICULOUS QUESTION MARK POSTS WITH QUESTION MARK POSTS?

(I sang that while I typed)

That's okay. I didn't expect that you'd answer that.

I wonder if you are where you thought you'd be at almost 30. It really is a shame when somewhat intelligent people resolve to be middling, by either their own volition or not. I tend to get people mixed up, but I think you are the one who worked at a pizza joint or something, right? Six years ago or so?

Hootie 05-21-2013 06:45 PM

yawn yawn yawn yawnnnnnn

crazycoffey 05-21-2013 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9697954)
I still loved the interview a poster once per week thread idea you had back in 2009, GoChiefs - that would maybe work now that you're a little more polished - it seemed tough to assemble back then.

Tiny's were better;

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=166088

seaofred 05-21-2013 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9697867)
You're actually #78 on my own list, which I keep purely for internal purposes.

I don't know if I'm happy about that... :hmmm:

Sassy Squatch 05-21-2013 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9698202)
That's okay. I didn't expect that you'd answer that.

I wonder if you are where you thought you'd be at almost 30. It really is a shame when somewhat intelligent people resolve to be middling, by either their own volition or not. I tend to get people mixed up, but I think you are the one who worked at a pizza joint or something, right? Six years ago or so?

Yes. 1 cheese pizza plz.

Donger 05-21-2013 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 9698213)
Yes. 1 cheese pizza plz.

I thought so. Pity.

Hootie 05-21-2013 06:53 PM

I certainly liked all of my tip paying jobs a hell of a lot more than my salary paying jobs.

SAUTO 05-21-2013 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 9698087)
Okay thanks

No problem
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Donger 05-21-2013 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9698230)
I certainly liked all of my tip paying jobs a hell of a lot more than my salary paying jobs.

Of course you did.

MeatRock 05-21-2013 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9698230)
I certainly liked all of my tip paying jobs a hell of a lot more than my salary paying jobs.

You're on salary as a busboy?

Pasta Little Brioni 05-21-2013 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Ebolapox (Post 9697990)
this is already at 500 responses? so it's 250 responses per top 101 poster? holy shit this thing is going to get bloated quickly

Skip would be proud ROFL

TribalElder 05-21-2013 06:59 PM

TrollMaster B yall

http://i42.tinypic.com/2v2tgl4.png

Hootie 05-21-2013 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9698249)
You're on salary as a busboy?

I can only IMAGINE what your job is...

I'm sure it's a very prestigious line of work.

MeatRock 05-21-2013 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9698262)
I can only IMAGINE what your job is...

I'm sure it's a very prestigious line of work.

It's not a busboy. That's for sure.

Hammock Parties 05-21-2013 07:04 PM

The only good thing about Fecalic Trauma is that he makes Donger look like a decent poster.

SAUTO 05-21-2013 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9698268)
It's not a busboy. That's for sure.

Took the next step to waiter huh?
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Hootie 05-21-2013 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9698268)
It's not a busboy. That's for sure.

I bet it's a really high paying position! Let's hear it

MeatRock 05-21-2013 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9698287)
I bet it's a really high paying position! Let's hear it

You're just itching for it aren't ya? Can't wait can ya? ROFL

MeatRock 05-21-2013 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9698281)
Took the next step to waiter huh?
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Pays better than a busboy.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-21-2013 07:10 PM

Holy shit. Hootie is the real life Dennis Reynolds. Waiting for a "Golden God" reference to confirm.

SAUTO 05-21-2013 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9698294)
Pays better than a busboy.

Well duh. They tip out the bus boys... Slow learner?
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MeatRock 05-21-2013 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9698304)
Well duh. They tip out the bus boys... Slow learner?
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Stating the obvious i guess.

Sassy Squatch 05-21-2013 07:12 PM

Oh shit. He actually is a busboy?

SAUTO 05-21-2013 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9698309)
Stating the obvious i guess.

Looking out for the slow learners.

Nice guy, you are
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Hammock Parties 05-21-2013 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 9698316)
Oh shit. He actually is a busboy?

Pretty sure Hootie is a waiter and even managed at one point.

Dude was clearing like 50k waiting in Chicago or something?

MeatRock 05-21-2013 07:16 PM

I pay Hootie's salary from my tips as a waiter.

SAUTO 05-21-2013 07:16 PM

He works in a hotel.
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Sassy Squatch 05-21-2013 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9698327)
Pretty sure Hootie is a waiter and even managed at one point.

Dude was clearing like 50k waiting in Chicago or something?

He's at a hotel right now. All I know for sure.

SAUTO 05-21-2013 07:16 PM

Not as a bus boy or waiter.


Pay attention ****ers.
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Pasta Little Brioni 05-21-2013 07:17 PM

On pace for 30K posts. Let's do it!!

Donger 05-21-2013 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9698327)
Pretty sure Hootie is a waiter and even managed at one point.

Dude was clearing like 50k waiting in Chicago or something?

That's impressive.

Sassy Squatch 05-21-2013 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9698337)
Not as a bus boy or waiter.


Pay attention ****ers.
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Shut the **** up. Stupid ass white Knight.

Donger 05-21-2013 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9698275)
The only good thing about Fecalic Trauma is that he makes Donger look like a decent poster.

You don't expect a nibble from me on that, do you?

MeatRock 05-21-2013 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9698332)
He works in a hotel.
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Oh that's right, Princess left the busboy job for a motel 6 cleaning lady job.
How foolish of me.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-21-2013 07:21 PM

Let the butthurt flow....

Hammock Parties 05-21-2013 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9698348)
You don't expect a nibble from me on that, do you?

No, you're secure in your shittiness. Being a shitposter is a badge of honor for you.

Donger 05-21-2013 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9698359)
No, you're secure in your shittiness. Being a shitposter is a badge of honor for you.

I'm actually rather impressed with the way that you've matured. I don't know what, if anything, you do for an actual living now, but you've come a long way. I applaud you, and I'd like to think that I had just a small part in your evolution toward the semblance of an adult human being.

Mr. Flopnuts 05-21-2013 07:24 PM

LMAO I knew this would be a hit...

Hammock Parties 05-21-2013 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9698367)
I'm actually rather impressed with the way that you've matured. I don't know what, if anything, you do for an actual living now, but you've come a long way. I applaud you, and I'd like to think that I had just a small part in your evolution toward the semblance of an adult human being.

Absolutely zero impact, and I'm appalled you would think you had any.

I mean I don't think you even called me fat once. The people who called me fat could at least claim they shamed me into weight loss.

I do appreciate discussing Star Trek with you though.

MeatRock 05-21-2013 07:25 PM

ROFL

MeatRock 05-21-2013 07:26 PM

This is a rather enjoyable thread.

Simply Red 05-21-2013 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9698367)
I'm actually rather impressed with the way that you've matured. I don't know what, if anything, you do for an actual living now, but you've come a long way. I applaud you, and I'd like to think that I had just a small part in your evolution toward the semblance of an adult human being.

Sick burn - In other words, you're his daddy?

Hammock Parties 05-21-2013 07:27 PM

Oh, you did help me to **** girls though, Donger. So thanks for that!

OnTheWarpath15 05-21-2013 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9698369)
LMAO I knew this would be a hit...

Guess I gotta go back and read this now.

For you Howard Stern listeners - Hootie = Benji.

We all keep getting sucked into the "vortex".

dlphg9 05-21-2013 07:29 PM

I think if you relate to hootie you will probably be ranked higher. So ill go ahead and ask the tough question. Have you ever sucked a dick?

LOCOChief 05-21-2013 07:29 PM

This thread is turning in to pure gold.

Brock 05-21-2013 07:29 PM

You should just skip to the top 20. There aren't 50 noteworthy posters, let alone 100.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-21-2013 07:29 PM

Just a reminder.....

*Warning this thread may cause a severe case of butthurt*

Defpoo level: brown

MeatRock 05-21-2013 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 9698392)
I think if you relate to hootie you will probably be ranked higher. So ill go ahead and ask the tough question. Have you ever sucked a dick?

No, it's have you ever gotten a facial by your roommate?

cabletech94 05-21-2013 07:31 PM

wait, sorter is a dude?

i'm pretty sure sorter is a chick.......

ChiefRocka 05-21-2013 07:31 PM

Donger deserves top 50. This list his horseshit.

dlphg9 05-21-2013 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9698400)
No, it's have you ever gotten a facial by your roommate?

Hey man lets not make this gay.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-21-2013 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9698400)
No, it's have you ever urinated on your roommate?

Amateurs....

Yes I have BTW


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