If you were royalty, I would know of you. It's a good thing you specified that you were merely "like" royalty.

Isn't that the mean fella from the Marios games? He's got all kinds of scary spikes on his shell, I call him the s&m turtleman.

This was fortold...

...and lo, I saw the demon let out a monstrous roar before doubling over unto his knees and releasing a vile stench of mass, before unseen by the eyes of mortal men. Come forth, sayeth the lord. I then looked upon another foul creature that looked as a cross between Janet Reno and the dark prince himself. The creature consumed the mass and, after some time paseth, it also began to release a vile mass from it's bosom. "Look here" sayeth the lord. What my eyes then looked upon was the plight of man. The end of all good. The n00b thread on Chiefsplanet.

-Rev 13:11

So before the longdongs there.. was nothing there? :shrug:

Are mults making mults of mults now?

All this talk of drinks is making me thirsty, I prefer Ovaltine though!

Pfffttt..

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

It didn't become a wound until the longdong sausage.

that's just the salty aftertaste of my schweaty nutsack, brah.

Their posting and homoerotic shock style of posting are pretty similar.


wouldn't be surprised if several of them are just 1 guy

1 big, sexy, gay guy!!!








boris becker!!!

You're all a bunch of mults. By the way, mults is giving us a good laugh on our home turf. ROFL

Now there's a treat. Pics or GTFO!

ROFL i just blew a shit out my asspipe!

:facepalm: .........:facepalm:

Sweet! Clean, mean and ready for action sailor?

You guys back at the WU, DO know that turnabout is fair play, right?

2013 could bring a reverse invasion...

Sounds hot! You go bareback?

Whoa.. you can say shit and asspipe here! Raiduhs

Some of you guys are a bit... much, with the Mike Honcho talk.

You sure you're on the right kind of BB?

We welcome it. :)

I f'n dare you guys to come to the EMB BWAHAHAHA!

You can say anything you want as long as you spell it correctly. There's even an unfiltered version of the site you can select in your profile.

Profile? Hell, you can go down to the bottom left hand corner of the page.

I highly suggest you guys visit RnR first

when is the douche of the year contest??? i need to assemble my campaign staff.

thanks.

well, hello there!!!

Indeed. You should be a mod.

:eek: oh but please be gentle on us simple minded hayseeds when it happens, we're but a gentle and timid bunch of pushovers...

There is a chance, especially now that you are a member of this site.

Now that you're here, I'm exactly where I want to be sailor! :spank:

I got voted down. Hell, even the guy that came in underneath me in votes got it. I'm not bitter, though.

I do have a question, though. Are Eagles fans this annoying on purpose? I've never talked to one, so I'm a little clueless.

yes.
are you this sexy on purpose...or does it come naturally???

Totally natural.

Q









:D

LMAO That didn't take long. Of course, I didn't figure it would. :)

just imagine if you tried. mankind woudn't stand a chance.

That is pretty badass.

So how big is your hairy dong, Bro? I Bet Terilyns has you beat by a few feet.

umm ... did the dude didn't even ask if Luv was a girl?

looks like he might not be as 'new' as his post count

I would hope that figuring it out wouldn't prove to be that difficult.

How many dudes do you know named "luv"?

Don't be such a n00b. :shake:

^ this ROFL

Wanna scissor? :dom:

I don't know, i've seen a few guy running around westport that could go by 'luv'

:)


internet rule #1 - assume everyone is a dude until proven otherwise.

Yeah because the EMB is Sooooo overrun by badass Philly fans. Remember, you're dealing with a fanbase that just caused a ****ing revolution. Demanded change and got it. I get so sick of hearing about how bad Philly fans have it. Your'e cursed, and so on...bullshit. Come live in our world for a while, son...you'll go crying back to your South Philly shithole begging for cheesesteaks and stiff upper lips. Andy took you whiney bitches to a slew of NFC Chamipionship games, and a super bowl. Not to mention you've got the Phillies, who've won the East 5 of the last 6 years and the WS as little as 4 years ago. The Royals haven't BEEN to the playoffs since 1985. That's 27 years... So please, spare us all the sentiments that Philadelphia fans are somehow more dedicated and passionate than fans in Kansas City because it simply isn't true. And I'm not saying that we are more dedicated and passionate, either. I'm just tired of the national consensus being that fans in the city of 'brotherly love' (biggest load of shit ever, BTW) are the cream of the sports fan crop. You booed santa claus. Great. We booed our injured starting quarterback and got the GM of the decade shitcanned.

Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.

ROFL Chiefs fans telling Philly fans how great we have it ROFL

so, luv...you & i seem to be really hitting it off, huh???

Quoted for truth.

SANTA CLAUS WAS A DRUNK THAT STUMBLED ONTO THE FIELD IN A STUPOR AND THAT HAPPENED BEFORE I WAS EVEN BORN!

Is what I would say if I was an Eagles fan.

...

TAKE YOUR GUIDO PHILLI BULLSHIT AND GTFO OUT OF OUR HOUSE!

http://www.sketchy.com/wp-content/up...sayYelling.jpg

You know Boxxy too, eh?

ROFL "guidos" rofl

Yeah, we're all extras from the Jersey Shore

Cool story, bro.

I used to go to MO a lot for business. I don't remember people out there being such assholes. I actually enjoyed my visits.

I don't like you.

Totally.

I am SUPRISE!

I don't give a flying F!

Boxxy is hawt!

yeah...you seem like a kewel bro-ad. there might be a bit of a love connection going on here.

Nice to meet you, SURPRISE. I am Robert.

:harumph:

ROFL

Tame would be an understatement...

I think your girlfriend is getting jealous. We might want to keep this on the down low.

keep what on the down low???

see what i did thurr???

He's my ex husband. And I'm into chicks now. Sexy chicks like you. He's got a micropenis anyway.

be careful she's a total tease




all talk,no action ... she will break your heart

Yep. Very nice people, actually. Life seemed much less stressful than the east coast.

thanks for the advice, laz. but alas, one cannot reason with love.

btw, i don't know who the hell this hatchet wound character is.



and my dong is average sized....average!!!

to each his own ...



i still haven't recovered, my heart is shattered. :sulk:

Average is just a nice way of saying small. MICROPEEN! MICROPEEN! MICROPEEN!

God, that felt good.

ROFL

On the day the Philadelphia Eagles hire a new HC, many of their fans are spending their day on a Chiefs message board.

Talk about still being obsessed with Andy Reid.

Yeah for a 5 yr old.