Special challenges? This I gotta hear.

LOL at this thread. Sorry Bob. You should never kiss and tell, even if you didn't actually kiss(or anything else). I would also give a solid thumbs down to the person that went and spilled the beans. Unless they though the woman's life was in danger.

Who's Bob?

This glove box discussion made me realize that I haven't looked in my glove box in years. I just went and looked, and there's a very large scuba knife in mine.

You realize, Clayton is going to make that his sig, now.... LMAO

;)

I found a dead bird in mine just last week.

It was disgusting.

Go Chiefs
Goat Cheese
Bob's your information Minister
Claythan

I don't think OJ will be needing it back

Drove him from the airport to the club. Cops originally pulled us over because people complained about nefarious looking people outside of MY CONDO wearing guns. (us)

One cop is involved. Asked to see our firearms. No big deal. It's Arizona. But then 2 cops showed up. Then 3... Then 4... And finally 5 cars and we're barely on the freeway. Barely off the on-ramp.

They just wanted autographs. I got out of a expired registration ticket.

When we opened the glove box to pull out the info, a Snickers bar fell out. Ron Jeremy yelled "Hey! You're holding out on me." And before we could hand the cop the information, he inhaled the Snickers.

I think he duck swallowed. Must be an industry thing.

I think he speaks for us all :p

Sexual Predator Women make me laugh.












And scared...very, very scared.

Ummmm......wow.

So that means you're available right? :)

I think it cost the club $1500+ expenses to get him there for the night. They certainly made their money back.

What is scarier is all the reject dudes of the world going to the nudie bar just to be in the same room as the Troll.

Not me, Man.

Those are the only girls I'd date.

:evil:

Sounds about right.

I bet he smelled delicious, too.

LMAO

My idea of fun is different than most people's. I'd probably get lost, anyway. I got lost driving from Arlington to Fort Worth once.

Chicken, those are the really fun ones:fire:.

:spock:

I'm pretty sure Stevie Wonder could make that drive without incident.

I'm scared to ask.


What's your idea of fun?

I've actually had a nightmare about being raped by Katipan and Carlota.

Ok. I'm forced to ask: what was/is your connection to the nudie bar?

Alternatively, how did you end up being the escort to the club?

:spock:

Why would that be a nightmare?

Were they Bobbit-izing your junk or something?

No. They were just really aggressive.

I started writing a list of all my faults, and then I thought, how stupid is this...

So I'll just say I'm fairly unpredictable, and blunt like a sledgehammer.

I personally like people like that. Nothing behind the back. Everything out there and in the open. Everyone knows exactly where they stand. But guys have that whole male ego thing they trip on.

If girls had penises and weren't emotionally induced, I'd be a lesbian.

Nightmare?

Hell, I wish they both had twins.

Then we could have some real fun.

:D

And?

Sorry, I'm having a hard time understanding the problem here.

I discovered the town of Hurst. It was like I was playing an MMO and just wandering around, discovering stuff. FYI I got lost driving back, so I still got back to the office and filed a story. ROFL

Nightmare, hell...... ROFL

My ex-husband used to manage Le Girls in Phoenix. Le Girls hired him for the night. Le Girls' limo was already out for the night. Sooooooo.

Nerdy stuff. If I'm going out, there has to be an event or a purpose. Like a concert or a game. I can't just go out and meet random people. It bores me.

Fairly unpredictable? Like how? You like to switch it up and punch guys in the face while you're sleeping with them?

Someone being blunt doesn't bother me.

The best rape is the rape you don't even know is happening.

Oh. Very cool.

Good on you. I'd rather not deal with them in relationships. They are like monkeys. They'll let go of the branch in their hand once they have a firm grip on the next. One time only events are fine, but I just don't do that anymore.

:)

Therein lies your problem. You might as well just start looking for chicks at Star Trek conventions.

Yeah, an aggressive girl is just what I need.

She needs to initiate the mating ritual.

ROFL

Scared? Hell that would be a wet dream for me.

Now THAT is sig worthy.

Is this a riddle?

From the other party's perspective, it describes several financial dealings I've had the pleasure of being a part of.

shudder

I don't respond like most women.

And it's funny. I've never been an attacky kind of girl in bed. Maybe aggressive as in taking what I want. But I've never hit/spank/flogged/humiliated a guy. But now I'm dating a guy that plays in Cage Fights. So sometimes a smack leads to a smack back.

Apparently,most people I know enjoy real sex,and not internet fantasies,but hey I'm not judging you,if you're happy getting off to Billy B...er Billie from Alabama in the sex chat room,go for it.

Actually, he probably COULD get laid at a Sci-Fi convention.

I'm thinking he should trip out to Whale's Vagina for the next ComicCon.

God you're hot

I didn't say I was scared. I do have extremely high standards, however.

LOL. I don't really think a woman can rape a man. Maybe, but unlikely.

That's going to be his best opportunity. At least if he's there he's not going to be only nerdy person in the building.

Dude, take a couple hundred beans and get yourself a professional. Heck, it's cheaper than a girl friend.

ROFL

at this thread....

It wouldn't be rape if it was possible.

Guys have high standards when it comes to sex? Since when?

:spock:

Well it can start out thst way, but before long he's all in for the long haul, so I hear?

It's not really a problem. I'm just different.

I haven't been to a scifi convention in some time...sounds like fun. :)

Since Claythan.

Holy shit - I'm only two degrees of separation away from knowing Ron Jeremy! :eek:

That's code for gay in Compton.... :spock:

Just sayin'....

I always have, at least when vaginal intercourse was concerned. I've only been with three women in my life, including my wife.

I went to an X-Files Premier Party when I was... 13? 14?

I would totally go to a Sci-Fi convention.

Who wouldn't?!

I might go with the crew from another forum I frequent. They always split a hotel room. Though really, those places are just a giant excuse to separate you from your money. But yeah, I'd be like catnip to all those nerd girls who are so accustomed to neckbeards.

And the other two are who....Mother Theresa and Oprah? :shrug:

;)

ROFL

Now anal, that's a different story...

LMAO

The first time you shouldn't be picky because it isn't going to last very long

Get your own hotel room.

Yes. Zero.

Me. ****. No.

You'll have to actually talk to them. Practice in the mirror or something while you're flexing.

ROFL

But you get a blowjob from the fattie down the street right? :)

I'd go but I'm quite sure within minutes I'd be wanting Scotty to "beam me up"

Great some douchebag comes on to ruin the fun and post porn

Well sweet.....that's the last time I have pictures viewable at work. Thanks dick.

That's Marlboro Chief in all his glory

what an asshole.

I gave his ass a infraction and apparently others did as well

No shit, I was taken by surprise for sure and so were my co-workers. AssClown

You can finger my butthole if you wanna. I'm open minded.

That guy is still around? He is like anal warts