you could have got $150K from Shogun plus a nudie

Could have had so much more

I don't collect payments from people with freshly kicked asses. It's overkill.

I will give $10,000,000 for each vote for yhf.

Dear Lord in Heaven!

Mr. Phobia your generous campaign bribe is astounding! I fear that it will only serve to illustrate the Planets utter disdain for my slacker presence on the board. It really is sad when 10 mil in casino cash can't buy me a single miserable vote.

I will take heart in the knowledge that my appearance on the ballot has not diverted any important votes from Shogun. A vote for Shogun is a vote for the brave new future of this wonderful community. Shogun will lead us into a golden age!

LOL can I change my vote??

Thx for the support.

I appreciate it.

$25,000,000 for each yhf vote. I may not buy the entire election but I will buy at least a vote.

Come the **** on you guys. I'm THE NEW ****ING SERVER. Every ****ing day you guys btiched and moaned about how crappy this place was.

"OMG!!!!!!111 I can't get on Chiefsplanet and tell everybody how stupid they are! I wish I was as busy as Mecca so I didn't have to deal with DownTime PLanet!!!! PLEASE, GIVE US A NEW SEVER!!!!1"

And what do you get? ****ing superman disguised as a piece of hardware TO THE MOTHER ****ING RESCUE.

And that doesn't make me noty material? **** you guys.

I got a huge rep stick now, and everyone who votes form me from hear on out gets hit with it EVERYDAY for a month.

LMAO

Mr server dude,thing-E. You are kinda like god. SO ACT LIKE IT!
Use your divine Planet powers & rig the competition so you cant lose.

Well, ****, I'm trying, but Pawnmower is ****ing cheating like a little bitch.

Then cast him into the bawls of HELL.
VENGEANCE IS MINE SAITH THE LIL SERVER DUDE,THING-E.

Here is the reaction of a previous noob when they learned they won the crown.

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Your god damned right. You think 17 people would vote for me if I didnt cheat?

Holy Hell, I got votes...

I'm honored.

The pic he sent was more than enough.

You will still get your money sir

It would seem to me that "No n00b is worthy" should automatically be transferred to The New Server. I mean, if no n00b is worthy, certainly the hardware that makes this place function is. With a user changing his name to The New Server, it is causing confusion in the polls, and this is a logical thing to do. Can I get a 2nd?

New server is already 2nd.

bwhahahahah

That post in all of its glory was brought to you by Shogun Enterprises.

Why is there 2 Planetman's in the voting?

Victory Bump

Congratulations. Now stfu n00b.

One of my better ideas ..........
















Oh ..... And Congrats Shogun

Great thread.

We want a sequel.

I totally got 2nd.

where did superturtle go?

why can't you send private messages on this website?

You can....

Click on usernames

WIZARDRY

I just got a warning from Chrome saying CP isn't safe.

Thatguy is a n00b now.

Try again Shtface and Tom have been banned. The likelihood of an attack by a basement dwelling psychopath has been greatly reduced.

Um, okay?

That's not what I meant....