oh i would totally make you sniff my ass-tainted fingers

i would also take a big shit after eating jalapeno nachos and leave a big skid mark on your chest and face


don't judge me by chess, bro

do you even lift?

Alex smith has a weak arm and a fragile self esteem. He's an easy way out for Reid. He's Kansas City's version of the redskins donavan mcnab. Bray is only here to placate a fanbase that's been bent over and raped on a pin ball machine. He might hold a clipboard one day on the side line but he's more than likely going to be working at an enterprise car rental office in the atlanta airport or something in the next two years.

I couldve sworn it was a table top Ms. Pac-Man machine

Schefter **** jack Harry. Nice! Smith, Daniel and bray

nope, not at all. Im also not about stroking my ego on a message board. Thats the second time since i have been here, that you started that do you lift bullshit.

Now, lets lay the cards out. You live in north cali, so you can say what ever you want, i live in wisconsin. I have been deployed TWICE, both times with Infantry units thats sole job, patrolling. So, you can keep asking if I lift. Nope, dont work out either, just a big fat sloppy bastard who sits on my ass at home doing NOTHING. You could easily take me. I have never had to engage the enemy in combat. I defintely dont have a C.A.B. and defintely have never killed a man. You would easily beat my ass pawn. You are after all, king shit on here.

just shut up. There is nothing fragile about Alex Smiths self esteem. Thats so stupid. Hes as mentally tough as any qb in the NFL. You can say whatever you want about him as a player, but his professionalism and mental toughness, arent in question.

I'll bet its more likely they signed Bray to QB the rookie camp, and give them someone to perhaps develop.

exactly. no risk all reward. if he works, great, if he doesnt, meh.

Do the chiefs put anything out on their website about these signings? If bray's name shows up on their website I would take that as a confirmation

If be had played his last year, he might very well could have been.

On Mayocks list, he was the 86th ranked prospect....so that means he is a third round talent and in years past he probably gets drafted in the second round...as qbs were generally pushed up in the draft due to positional value.

All of his negatives are things that a focused coach like Childress could really make a difference with.

No hyperbole.

I guess bragging about killing people, going out on patrol, engaging the enemy etc. makes you a complete douche pussy with a tiny ego that needs to go around making claims and stalking other NFL teams' QB's ?

Being such a badass is why you act like the biggest ****ing pussy in the world?

Just shut the **** up already, tuff guy

you are a ****ing dumbass
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A Cab? That's not a cib or cmb...

again , DO YOU EVEN LIFT??

Should't you be on a Niners forum? Oh right: they all hate you! :)
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Who gave this dude a computer? bundle of sticks.

I don't like you. You should probably leave.

The 1 player I definitely didn't want to end up in KC...

It's a ****ing Internet meme. Relax, Francis (no, I don't think your name is Francis, this is a quote from the movie Stripes starting Bill Murray, Harold Ramis, and the awesome John Larroquette).

But seriously...
Do you even lift?

And is your name Francis?

WTF happened here?

Ever been in a Turkish prison?

Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Shirley you don't believe this
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I am serious
And don't call me Shirley

Do you like gladiator movies?

Ever seen a grown man naked?

Stone cold killer sucks off Alex Smith.
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Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

I saw Dontari Poe in public and asked him if he even lifted... the girl he was with laughed and he shook my hand

ROFL stop infecting my bray thread with Alex smith!

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL


























ROFL

Ok, I have said it all along that out of all the QB's available that this was the kid that I wanted. Yea he is not NFL ready but I always thought he was the best. He will grow up and his headcase issues will go away.

And to get him and an UDFA? That's a ****ing sweet move on our part.

This draft could turn out to be one of our better ones.

Guzzle Axl chode, queer boy.
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Welp, that sweet new TE makes up for it amirite?
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Yeah, that's it.

I guess the upside is we didn't waste a pick and day 2 salary on the guy...

I wasn't a fan of drafting him either, but I think it's really hard to find fault with a UDFA contract for a guy this naturally talented. There's literally no risk. If he isn't coachable/correctable...kthxbye....

Despite the fact he's a pr!ck he's got all the potential in the world.

I'd keep him over Stanzi. Let him compete with Tanney for no 3...

Haha. Fugging classic

seriously, from everything I've read - can anyone tell me what the difference between this kid and Jamarcus Russell is?

Would you want Russell on the team? FWIW, at this point, sadly, I would.

He lifts things up and puts them down [Austrian accent].

He is not a lazy piece of shit. He wasn't drafted, so he will have to really work to earn a spot.

He's also:

Not fat
Not black
Didn't go to LSU
Doesn't drink purple drank
Has an IQ of 5 instead of 3
Has a rich white doucher name instead of a hood name

We will only know after we see the jewelry he buys after the signing bonus. J-mess can carry alot of diamonds.

he went undrafted?

Just read a KC Star article where Brays says he didn't win many games but put up good stats. Also said transitioning to the NFL won't be hard because the SEC is a step below the NFL.

Link?

That is over-hype, but it's also closer to the truth than the Geno-knob-slobbers will admit.

What the **** is your dumb ass rambling about?

Read the last 2 paragraphs


http://www.kansascity.com/2013/04/28...-a-future.html

im not infantry...only infantry gets the Cib.....

you cant read can you? I just said im a lazy fat ass who does nothing. Im also to assume since you think that muscles make you a man, that you do lift. Lol, so who is pretending to be the tuff guy Chess boy? hahahahahaha.

If that's a recent quote, that kid hasn't lost his arrogance, and he's in for a rude awakening.

Coming from you? Compliment.....ill take it. Id never want you to ever respect me, that means that i speak fluent reerun like you, and thats just not something i would ever want.

Go **** yourself.

You are a dumbass.
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Pawnmower- Look super douche. This is what you said to me.

"people who brag about this kind of shit are generally ****ing liars and thieves and nut jobs.....you off your meds again spazz?"

Look tool, i wasnt the one who asked if someone lifted. Why would you care if I lifted? Unless it was that you wanted to have a dick measuring contest to see who has the bigger dick. Okay guy, you win, you are the bigger dick, both figuratevely and literally. You are the king douche on this board. There, i put my rep for everyone to see. YAY. Im am not liked by the douche bags of the board like yourself who neg rep me 4, 5 times a day because i verbally thrashed you while answering your question. Im a lazy fat ass who lives in my moms basement, and my lifes validity is talking shit to you on the internet. I go to my internet girlfriend and brag how i just totally owned you, while munching down a box of oreos, and sipping on Pepsi, and just totally owning you.

Feel better? You have completely exposed me.......

Do you lift lol.......

again, not offended. At all. You are one of the biggest tools on this board dude. I knew that from the moment you opened your cock gobbler. Total tool. Internet tough guy, who just likes to act tough. Im cool with it. Keep grinding that ax bro. Lol....

in not an internet anything. Ill say you are a douchebag to your face buddy.

douchebag
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its a ****ing saying / meme , you god damn spazz

like 'youre and idiot' or 'scumbag steve' or whatever

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Bro...8f_4320288.jpg


but as you dont even lift, and never have, you wouldnt understand it

Nope, just a lazy fat ass lol. Im sure you are scary......

no offense, but i have no ****ing clue why you even post on this board dude! All you do is bitch back n forth like a 15 year old high school girl with other posters because they "attack" you ON A MESSAGE BOARD!


I dont usually say shit, but ****, your all over any damn qb related topic.

and yeah, im not replying back if i get a response.

Nah, you wouldnt. Internet tough guys, are just that, internet tough guys. Hell, i would prolly be respectful to your face, because uh, well, its just a forum, and the shit really isnt that serious. If you met me, and didnt know who i was, we would get along. Shrugs. Just the way it is. Relax, shit just isnt that serious lol.

Yup its me. Lol. Cool, i guess im just a lightening rod for controversy, because, i can go to any thread, talk football, only football, and get attacked, but its me......

Good call.......

I dont care if you reply back, just put me on ignore dude. no biggie.

look lil' bro , since you dont even lift, go **** off


http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instanc...x/31447300.jpg

Sure looks someone needs a little less caffine

k, well im gonna go **** off, because we clearly arent getting anywhere. and now i am irritating people. Okay punkin? Tootles champ.

Holy shit.... Black Bob!

Are you going to sue the planet now?

I'm way sexier than you, ASF

and I lift

pic related, its me hitting the gym

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...21/784/eb6.jpg

lol. You have no ****ing idea about me if you think I would not act and say the exact same things in real life.

I'm that guy.
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And yeah you would definitely be respectful to my face
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Summary of your rant:

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/upl...eck-crying.gif

P.S. Do you even lift?

I'd be respect your sexy abs and pecs

I'm not even that guy
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Wish ignore blocked out quotes! lol

I really hope that's not you

it does

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/140565


http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/88463


download the bold one first and all of these greasemonkey scripts

when you go the page that displays the scripts right click to open to show containing folder then when you see the script right click that then select edit when you see the @ include: part delete the website given replace it with this http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/

ROFLROFLROFLROFL Alright I am a Chiefs fan. The only reason I rooted for the Jags was because I live here. The KSU thing fell through because I wasn't willing to use over $18K in loans to go there for a year and then get In State tuition afterwards. I just didn't want to be in so much debt. A lot more than I already am.

welcome my brother
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