I never remember getting all nervous and fumbling about while stepping on the accelerator when I was 15/16.

I've said too much. Again.

I'm shocked you're able to get your hands around your back anyway.

Weak.

that is something to think about.

"hold on babe, let me undo your bra with my feet"

now that's kinky.

Yeah - that's when you're a teenager. I haven't removed a bra since seducing a gal in a car. I don't think I've ever removed a bra since I've owned my own place.

Front-opening bras were invented for a reason.

If I had to guess...this one will do all the work for me. Or may not even be wearing a bra. WHY ISN'T IT 9 PM YET?!?!

Creepy? She has some amazing areolas.

I embrace it especially if it's unintentional

The Earth's rotation doesn't care about your impending premature ejaculation. Are you going to do the pinch?

Is that when you're meeting at Starbucks?

Make sure there isn't a car parked behind you and fill up your gas early, hell park where you are supposed to meet at 9 now....

It's very creepy and very disrespectful.

But, if the gal is sending nude pictures to dorks she's never met on the internet then I'm not incredibly inclined to take up for her.

I wasn't referring to her anatomy. I was referring to GoChiefs sending the pictures out like some kind of hyperkinetic teenager.

This is the Internet-equivalent of the old "she was asking for it by wearing that skirt" excuse when a woman is raped.

really? I think its fun.


my gf knows if she turns her back to me for a minute, that thing is coming off.

two minutes and she will have something to clean off her ass.

What makes you so sure tonight's the night?
PROVE IT!

the one I saw was tightly cropped, couldn't see that much.

it was, however, NSFW.

details?

link?

Does anyone remember that scene in Ace Ventura where Sean Young is tucking her weenie between her legs and it shows through her underwear from behind?

if she ends up having a penis don't tell us about it clay.

just say she didn't show or something.

I think that's a stretch. Any woman with an IQ above 60 should understand that if she sends nude pictures on the internet that they're going to be seen by WAY more than the intended target.

Unless it's not her and she doesn't care

It's her. I saw her on cam.

The same could be said about the woman wearing a provocative skirt. Now, perhaps she's fine with him doing so. If that is the case, so be it. I just think it's revolting that GoChiefs is doing this.

If we didn't have revolting acts, how would we distinguish the pure ones?

This BETTER be the night. Claythan has just about milked all the good out of this topic. It's been going on for years.

Sure - it could be said but it's still a huge, huge, huge stretch comparing it to what I said.

I find it revolting as well. I'd never participate in such behavior. But if women send pictures over the internet then they darn well better understand that those pictures are going to be seen.

It's been going on less than a year, actually.

Are you going to prove it with a chat transcript or something? I'm bored as hell at work today.

Going to be seen by the recipient, yes. That's a given. Again, perhaps she is fine with GoChiefs vomiting them here. But, what if she isn't? Is it really her fault that GoChiefs is acting like a adolescent?

That makes it all better, dude.

Of course his behavior is not her fault but she should anticipate it. If she's screwing DB internet trash moments after meeting them then I don't expect she respects herself enough to care into whose hands her nude pics land.

Speaking of that... did you guys come to a decision about whether he's supposed to whack off beforehand or not? He probably needs to know that pretty soon. Or, at least, 5 minutes before meeting her? :D

I whacked it this morning.

Very well. An excerpt from "Perving With Trista. Vol III: The ****ening."

Damn, I had high hopes she'd be a tranny. That would have been quality entertainment

ROFL

so...she's married?

I'll be anxiously awaiting the results.

Separated. She wants a divorce and is living on her own.

So technically I'm not breaking up anything. :evil:

ahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

This has all the makings of a HUGE flop.

Come on, its GoTurd, its going to end badly

It has all the makings of a beautiful summertime love romance tragically cut short by a deranged husband.

Oh wait.

You gotta root for him. You just gotta.

Worry not. This transcends any technicalities like that. Just go for it.

Clayton Wendler - Mater Puppeteer

Why do I get the Porky's :hump: in the gym scene in my head?

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I hate to say it,but he'll botch it somehow

You were driving round and round girls houses five years ago.

You're going to get killed.

About milked? I think we're beyond that.

You are such a ****ing drama queen dude. I swear.

This is a LOCK.

I guaranteed earlier in this thread and you can PUT IT IN SIX INCH HEADLINES!!!!

Why do they call her Lassie?

Your past history says otherwise, dude the only way you'll have any success is when you a place of your own.

She's HOSTIIIIIIIIIING.

Hello?

Think, McFly.

I'v lost count of how many sure things you've had in this thread.

well...she certainly isn't shy.

They usually run away after they talk to him in person.

*sigh*,and youknow this going tofollow through in what way? This type of shit is so wishy washy for you just watch she'll back out , or you'll get cold feet or **** it up because of the confidence issue due to living at home.

I can see it now. Sedated gets a text asking, "What do I do now?"

As I recall it was only a couple, and they flaked. Maybe another one, but I flaked.

This one got nothing else to do but shag.

This one doesn't want to talk. She wants to ****.

Then stop defending yourself and shut us up by just doing it.

But it is not moral.

I had the one handed removal techinque down until I started dating the current g/f almost 2 years ago. Sigh.

More big talk.

Just stating the facts. I'm not buying her dinner.

I have made my guess of GoChiefs' excuse in the form of a rep comment to Tribal Warfare.

Might as well go on the record publicly.

I think he'll get nervous, and his shit won't work. To cover this, he'll claim that he only wanted a hummer.

Or

The cougar will realize pretty quickly that she's dealing with an absolute amateur and show him the door after checking her battery supply.

I think he's getting his dick wet tonight. It'll last 30 seconds and she'll kick him out, but he's tappin booty today.

I'm not giving him any ideas for excuses.

Does she know she's bringing over an amateur?

Clayton, I'll be praying for your success. Praying to our lord, Jehovah.

I think he's getting his dick wet, too.






When he showers.

No, she's a nice cougar. And after she blows me, and I blow from that, I bet I last at LEAST five minutes after the first actual act of penetration.

BANK ON IT!

She has no clue. It's best that way.