How do they have sex with only an 8" penis, then?

no shit...

but do you think they went around to places like the planet and measured trolls' penises?

sounds like a job for meatpeeker...

Saul's life must be ****ing amazing........I wonder if he has his own island or jet...

I apologize in advance for stealing this word from you and calling the next person who pisses me of a meatpeeker.

it's all about getting close...

the closer ya get, the less you have to reach...

of course i wouldn't know anything about that...

nah, that's a name one of the mods gave to gochiefs back in the day...

meatpeeker was an ongoing joke for several years...

the name and the poster...

I read this deal one time where some University Scientists conducted a study about the best way to swat a fly, Mr. go bowe. It was pretty interesting and only cost us American citizens $2 million dollars. It turns out that flies can suffer if you don't mash them real bad with the first blow.

Anyhow, my guess is that there has already been research done in the area of troll penis length and they probably pulled that off for a lot less since it is common knowledge that a troll will show you his penis for a quarter.

FAX

I'm so small that I rarely get contact with my big belly and all.

That's why I've trained myself to not need contact.

yes, mr. fax...

i think you're on to something there... LMAO LMAO LMAO

big bellies can be fun...

just have her lay on her back, stick her legs straight up in the air and lay your belly right on top of hers and you're in business...

as far as not needing contact? some sort of eastern discipline maybe?

Is this some sort of alternative ending to the Three Billy Goats Gruff?

Saves me a fortune on STD medicines.

He listens to a lot of Sting and COld Play , while jerkign off almost to the point of climax and then smashes his penis with a hammer.

If I listened to a lot of Sting and Cold Play it wouldn't be my penis I'd be smashing with a hammer. It would be my head.

Let me cum inside u