Go Clay Go! USE THE FORCE!!!

Gonna take a shower. IT'S GETTIN WET ONE WAY OR THE OTHER!

ROFLROFL

"U can stay as long as you want to."

WHEN DOES THE STAY BEGIN BITCH?

CHRIST!

"I think he might be fooling us all, though."

"Really?"

"I actually think he might be, like, some genius and this is like some big, like, hilarious...like he's bored at work and he just wanted to kick up some shit. So he told us all he's a virgin."

"He might be an idiot savant, but he's not clever enough to go that deep."

<img src="http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/10/05/virgin_wideweb__430x309,0.jpg">

CP's Old Faithful.

Who were you conversing with? ROFL

Did you procure "love juice"?

THE NIGHT IS STILL YOUNG MOTHER****ER :cuss:

Not really. Is it not 9:11 CDT?

First pitch moved back to 10 PM CDT

You poor thing.

Watch, she'll say she wants to go to a downtown hotel at 11pm instead, better check the traffic updates

No ****ing way.

I just looked at her house on google street view. It's in a nice neighborhood. Reminds of my digs in Dallas.

Michael Jackson has a better chance at getting his carrot wet tonight.

And he's dead.

And Macaulay Culkin isn't horny.

By 'my' you mean 'your parents'.

SHE SAID

I COULD STAY AS LONG AS I WANTED

10 MINUTES AGO

HELLO?

You aren't going anywhere near her, GoChiefs. Not tonight and not tomorrow. Not ever.

You are outmatched.

If I'm sitting here at 11 I admit defeat.

Your admission is neither required nor desired.

But my emission IS, mother****er!

I check in on this thread now and again. Does anyone ever get laid?

luv does. She doesn't talk about it.

Dude. You better not be home right now.

She just said you could stay as long as you wanted. Pack a bag and head on over dawg.

Oh, her ****ing nephews had a friend over. He's just now leaving. FINALLY.

Now the ****ing nephews can go to ****ing bed. How long will THAT take.

Jesus Christ. STUPID KIDS!

That's cool though. Hopefully she's been drinking.

Good for her, I'm happy to hear it.

This girl reminds me of someone. I'm trying to put my finger on it.

Some white girl with a great ass and great tits?

if you haven't left your (parents) house yet, you are probably fukt.

That, absolutely. She's got a tight ****in body. That's gonna be fun. But I figured it out. She looks like Roz from Frasier.

I estimate I will leave within 20 minutes.

Those kids better not shit the bed.

No way. She has a fat face and weird legs.

I FOKCING TOLD YOU NOT TO LEAK THIS TO THE PLANET, ASSHAT!

(now, go get her! REPEAT AFTER ME: DO NOT LICK THE PUSSY)

I'm talking about the face.

You did not. LOL

I don't see it.

Is said pic posted on this thread?

Whoa, is this for real?

Whoa yes.

It's not. GoChiefs has been burned by doing that before.

no.

but I've seen pics of her face, ass, nipple, and (via cell phone) spread open vag.

This is BULLSHIT! I should have texted TRIUMPHANTLY by now.

UGH WOMEN!

Someone get me a gay 58-year old film director PRONTO.

Wait a minute. I didn't get the vag shot. WTF?

I ****in sent it to your phone, PERV

hold on

I have a gf, so I had to delete before getting home, otherwise I would have forwarded.

Flopnuts, forward that shit to me.

why are you still here?

my faith is waning.

it was shaved.

SO IS MINE! :rolleyes:

Hook it up, she's hot. SHOW ME THE BEAVER!!!!


I took an oath.

Nevermind GoChiefs just sent it to me.

:cuss:

If it works out, this MUST be your new avatar...

I ****in' TEXTED IT TO YOU FLOP

forward it to Buck

This thread is now dirtier than my mind.

I never got it.

Shouldn't you be getting your dick wet right now?

Let's come up with post-success slogans for GoChiefs...


THE SQUEAL IS DONE!!!

WHERES MY ****IN BACON VODKA?

I swear to God that is exactly what I was going to post after he texted me that it was over.

LMAO

So whats going on, why aren't you there yet

I am waiting on a text. To tell me to leave.

:mad:

(just like WPI) this is a little premature...

A quarter-century in the (not) making...

don't hold your breath.

grab a bottle and start sending more messages on your "f**k me" website

I just wish he'd get laid so we wouldn't have to hear about it anymore. It's like the Cubs' World Series drought.

JFC, gochiefs, just **** something already. If the girl sent you photos of her vag then she will probably have sex with you. Just an educated guess.

Dude text her back.

Just send this,

He thrust his purple headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding.

The Load is Blown

:doh!:

CUBS WIN!! CUBS WIN!!! CUBS WIN!!!

Tell her it's time to put some south in her mouth.

I smell FAIL

Hey now I never got any of these nekid pictures!

I'm leaving. Finally.

http://i39.tinypic.com/f50gp0.jpg

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Go get you some

Something tells me he shows up and 2 guys are already there