You can't out muscle a pit bull?




J/K.

Oh they'd be ****ing dead if that were my son. Someone had one of those bastards up at the golf course walking it yesterday and it wanted to attack anything that moved. They could barely control the thing. I was just waiting for it to get loose and come after me. It was about to get a hybrid smashed across its face.

It would probably keep going. I've seen too many videos where blunt force trauma does nothing to these dogs.

You have to penetrate it with something.

Bro, I'm a Chiefsplanet member with a 130 MPH golf swing and an 18 inch penis. I would've kept going too duh!

J/K, but I imagine that thing would've outran my golf cart.

I honestly don't think ONE dog could kill me. But it could definitely scar and hurt me pretty bad.

jesus ****ing christ

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Put the dog down. But, JFC, what are the adults doing?

People are way too scared of the dog. The dog is not letting go. Just take off your damn belt and strangle the ****ing thing.

What kind of 3rd world nonsense is this and what major US city did it take place in?

That’s what we used as kids in the 60s and 70s before there were leash laws. Had a squirt gun holster on both bikes I had growing up.

Told ya. Common denominator is always a gaggle of weak, ineffective adults who can’t put a stop to the carnage.

The fact that people are even afraid of dogs in the first place is crazy to me.

I don't get it. I'd kill that ****er in 30 seconds.

I think you’re right. A pit is just not going to let go with someone hitting it with a stick or whatever. In absence of something that could knock it out or kill it like a large brick (or ahem, firearm) you need to strangle it. No matter how strong all mammals are vulnerable. There’s a reason why the Brazilians call the RNC the “Lion Killer”.

I think if you are wearing a belt that might work but might be hard to get it around the neck and cinch it properly. In the fog of war maybe doesn’t work. I think maybe a more simplistic and effective method would be to take off your shirt, grab by the sleeves, wrap around dog’s neck then pull it like a shoestring really hard and fast. Get it in there deep enough and squeeze tight. That might work.

Other people on Twitter helpfully said that you should grab the dog by hind legs and pull it off, stomp on legs to break them or stick your finger or stick up its asshole. I feel like I learned something today.

The solution to this problems works on almost all living things when they are attacking something else.

Jam as much of your hand as you can up the attackers asshole. 9/10 times the attack ends.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Crazyppl/co..._during_fight/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvU4VFMiyt4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3gkDdfNPos

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/...pping_a_fight/