I would knock on the door and when she answers do the "I'm here for the gangbang" line

I hope he leaves his credit cards at home and carries no more than $20 cash on his person.

Hah, "nephews"... riiiiight.

everyone get off the internet and go **** your closest consenting piece of ass. its only right that we celebrate with him. unless you can post and **** at the same time in that case carryon but i say we all call out 'gochiefs' at 10:45
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My wife is at work, wanna come over?

Hey take it easy!....I was gonna ask her that :cuss:

you would give me wrong directions or try to lose me on the highway. besides... i can post from bed :P
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exactly

Only if you're bored. If someone was making little 1UPs appear in the air you wouldn't be posting shit.

Fully clothed no less

It takes talent.

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There it is....why can't more people be like sedated?

so, how long do you think, guys?

15 minutes?

until he's finished? or she kicks him out for being a creepy asshole?

Im still guessin he gets no play.

Hes probably going to fall in love and spend the night at her house.

This. Uncle Clay will be over all the time to play catch with the kids in a totally non duke university way....then with auntie.

I'm guessing he gets bad directions and never even makes it in the front door.
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Yes, to

a) exit car
b) walk to house
c) ring bell
d) go inside
e) talk her up for 11 minutes
f) get his dingle down stinky
g) go to bathroom
h) clean up
i) stammer apology; ask if she'd see him again
j) leave house; beeline to nearest Cold Stone Creamery

14 minutes, 39 seconds

just got a text - "Arrived"

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Clay has officially entered the building.

Begin counting to 14 minutes, 39 seconds.

Good lord...hes giving a play by play?

Chicks dig it when guys text when they come over for booty calls.

its premium content, f**ker

jeez this thread never dies=maybe we could put it its own forum-

The GoChiefs subforum....I like it....it's genius!

"Genious", n00b.

I couldn't mess up an Old School quote

Ok. You get a pass this time. But we're watching.

It'd be easier if there was a n00b lingo thread....there probably is one but I'm like a old time member in that I don't like using the search feature.

A LAZY n00b to boot!

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...hlight=lexicon

On one note, this is so completely sad.

On another note, where's my damned text message!?!

I'm going with being a creepy asshole.

you didn't get the "arrived" text?

I can only assume silence is good.

:LOL: He's on the verge of becoming the 40 year old virgin. I have no doubt that's what he'd be like if he doesn't get his dick wet in the next dozen years.

No. :(

She probably has him tied up Gimp style in the basement, and he can't reach his phone.

I really do hope he gets it tonight. It's nearly consumed him. Of course, I, too, was 27 before I lost mine, and I know how I was. I'm guessing it's much worse for a guy.

Getting tied up the first time? Wow. I'm jealous.

You know what would be really funny? If I started texting him every five minutes acting like a pissed off girlfriend...lol.

I could not even begin to imagine being a 27 year old virgin man. I don't see how it's humanly possible.

Dude.

Oh, c'mon. That'd be funny.

Hopefully at worst he comes out of this getting some and an std, rather than getting robbed and beaten by the dudes waiting for him

Oh ****. Hadn't really thought about a mugging.

I just figured his dick would fall off in a week if it were actually touched by her infected love canal.

LMAO

Unfortunately, I need to get to bed. Something about working in the morning. I'll have to catch up in the morning before I head out to work.

It would definitely keep this thread alive for another 6 months. And you would go down in Chiefsplanet lore.

This girl is 39 and has never birthed a child. There is a good chance that her love canal would not resemble the Carlsbad Caverns.

And solidify the fact that you (luv) would be required to pop his cherry.

Nah, I've had more than my fair share of moments on here. I'll pass the torch.

The boy had better get some tonight.

that might help, or really hurt.

Actually I might shoot him a text, just to see what he says...

Don't some STDs lead to sterility?

This woman has literally been ****ed 1000s of times by her former husband and previous boyfriends. And GoChiefs is trying to get devirginized by her. LMAO. Yeah.

If he actually checks it (which he shouldn't), then you'd better include how to write off what the text was about.

you know you are curious. and a little excited. a little wet.




I will buy the shots.

:LOL:

get her some jager and clay will get laid


i keed

it wouldn't surprise me if chris hanson answers the door

You'd better bring some major cash. I want enough to where I don't remember.

LMAO


She looks too old for the underage thing.

more likely a pissed off husband.

Heh. I'm looking forward to 1:30 am at Joe's party when Clay and luv are both staggering around out on Joe's deck. Heh heh.

so, you're saying there is a chance...

Someone text the bastard, you know he'd rather respond than hit it

NOT happening. I don't think his hot blonde date would be too comfortable with that.

I will just feed you shots and you can pretend its me taking you into the bedroom :D

ROFL exactly dude

EPIC!

Please don't text him anything to give him any more excuses as to why he hasn't gotten any ass.

Leave him alone.

already did.

He's gonna rub another one out while reading this thread and how much we're talking about him.

All I could think about was the fact that there have been some recent separations on the Planet lately.

It would rip the fabric of the universe if one of these broads took the ultimate revenge for having all their laundry aired on CP by de-flowering the ultimate flower on the board.

Great. I just told someone that I'd get trashed. I did tell them not to let me near any jager, though...lol.

It would be draft day meltdown worthy.

chiefsplanet is the 39 year old chick:doh!:

I actually agree. I've actually tripped and landed inside of women 3 or 4 times on accident. He's had to have lived in a bubble.