GATHER ROUND GATHER ROUND. We're gonna grill us up a poverty burger. Simply Red and FMB are going to hate this piece of shit.

First you gotta get your grill out.

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Get your fixins' ready, including that wonderful mayo.

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Get your grill nice and hot.

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Let's sacrifice this lump of cow.

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Well I'm not sure how this is going but it looks OK.

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BUTTER THOSE BUNS

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Get your fixin's all lined up. Apply LOTS of Mayo. We use two tomatoes because they're damn tasty.

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Cheese that bitch up and drop 'er in. Who cares if it looks like a used condom.

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YOU'RE ONE UGLY MOTHER****ER

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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU

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And we're done here. Let's pretend this never happened.

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I have one of those, it sits right under my real grill.

Must admit, it was pure perfection when I lived in my old apartment. One window in the bedroom let out onto a flat rooftop that was about 2 feet below the window sill. Middle of the winter and I could grill to my heart's content from inside the apartment.

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Nailed it!!!

ohhhhhh spotlight

I feel sorry for your wife.

begun, this steak war has

She actually was laughing and came up with the idea lol. I was just going to post a replica, but she threw the flashlight idea out there. I think we came close.

your wife is great...extra spunk for her tonight my friend

Had some left over bbq chicken, made a sammich.

She thought the whole thing was hilarious.

you cant go wrong with mayo

Your grate is upside down.... 1 demerit...

ROFL ROFL ROFL