Originally Posted by cabletech94 (Post 8669728)

this ends badly

Originally Posted by BoneKrusher (Post 8669125)

(the CP story so far)

The last time i sucked a cold beer down (this is dumb) i got so wasted i shat and it stank in her closet, she luv it.
i found a honey badger with a Cassel jersey, i asked him about the Mustache..
he just laughed.
As he continued "Hey Terd Burglar" it was free as a bird, so Gonzo said Lumpy is going to kick your mothers ball sack and then lick her own crotch, To his suprise it was furry and cheese filled.
a Packer fan? "i think not".

Anyway she was preforming a BoneKrusher, which really means the opposite of Touchdown Kansas City, A 'Check Down' or aids tree.

one who sucks the peniss was the last Head Coach we... What the ****?

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 8669127)

a pineapple stuck

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 8669129)

up one's ass

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 8669132)

in Pittsburgh while

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 8669133)

to his dismay

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 8669135)

a flying turd.

Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 8669136)

Girls, to do

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 8669137)

a bunch of

Originally Posted by Trevo_410 (Post 8669141)

:p:p:p

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8669142)

Cheddar tampons ooze

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 8669146)

toppings for nachos

Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 8669151)

Priest anxiously awaits

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 8669153)

another flying turd

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 8669158)

but Palko catches it

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 8669159)

and Cassel stops

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 8669160)

shitting his pants

Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 8669162)

Dane came back

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 8669164)

with a turd

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 8669165)

in his mouth

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 8669167)

and a smile

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 8669169)

Suddenly everyone stops

Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 8669170)

His money was

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 8669173)

nothing but fluff

Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 8669174)

Compared to Danes

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 8669176)

Over in the

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 8669179)

bushes on fire

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 8669180)

people deleting posts

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a naked woman

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 8669184)

stands alone with

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 8669185)

Dexter McCluster wiggling

Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 8669187)

Smoking a Blunt

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 8669188)

and spinning around

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 8669191)

trips and falls

Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 8669192)

Me right round

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 8669193)

spilling the contents

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 8669194)

of his bile

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 8669202)

bag on the

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 8669204)

face of a

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 8669205)

Cassel shaped turd.

Originally Posted by Flachief58 (Post 8669210)

when he realized

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 8669212)

he had forgotten

Originally Posted by mr. tegu (Post 8669229)

To wipe his

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 8669232)

heated rhino spatula

Originally Posted by dj56dt58 (Post 8669247)

Which caused a

Originally Posted by Flachief58 (Post 8669265)

severe rash on

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 8669284)

Rich Gannon's azz...

Originally Posted by sportsshrink (Post 8669290)

a Cassel tampon

Originally Posted by Chief_in_Commander (Post 8669292)

keeps coming back

Originally Posted by sportsshrink (Post 8669296)

time and time

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 8669297)

like Herm Edwards.

Originally Posted by BoneKrusher (Post 8669298)

Meanwhile back at

Originally Posted by dj56dt58 (Post 8669304)

Big monkey balls

Originally Posted by BoneKrusher (Post 8669309)

guess who was

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 8669364)

hung like a

Originally Posted by BoneKrusher (Post 8669370)

Flea from Mars?

Originally Posted by Flachief58 (Post 8669374)

Right,Scott Peeholy

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 8669377)

likes Kool-Aid

Originally Posted by BoneKrusher (Post 8669382)

and so does

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 8669392)

Blueballs the enigma

Originally Posted by dj56dt58 (Post 8669398)

Blueballs also likes

Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 8669436)

My Little Pony

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 8669447)

watched by stoners

Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 8669461)

and Powerpuff Girls

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8669473)

poop on cracker

Originally Posted by cabletech94 (Post 8669491)

in your mouth

Originally Posted by Crush (Post 8669532)

and your mom

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 8669576)

Mark Castle has

Originally Posted by boogblaster (Post 8669715)

no frickin' abilities

Originally Posted by BoneKrusher (Post 8669725)

and that's why

Originally Posted by cabletech94 (Post 8669728)

this ends badly

Originally Posted by BoneKrusher (Post 8669729)

for Matt Castle