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Simplex3 04-27-2005 03:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 4th and Long
Post the pics, beotch!
Why, they aren't of the guy, er, "girl" he was chatting with...

munkey 04-27-2005 03:16 PM



You've never seen Spinal Tap have you?

4th and Long 04-27-2005 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by gochiefs
As soon as everyone's read the chat log. :D
http://img228.echo.cx/img228/7677/drumfingers9gr.gif

jcroft 04-27-2005 03:17 PM
Still reading, but, I probably wouldn't have gone into this:

Quote:
bfett81: my family all went up to missouri
bfett81: i decided not to join them
GirlUsed: awww
GirlUsed: you stayed home alone?
bfett81: well i dont really like dad's side of the family all that much
GirlUsed: oh
bfett81: their like strangers to me
bfett81: i hardly knew them growing up
It's a bit too "I want you to be my friend and console me," as opposed to, "I want to hump your brains out."

To your credit, you got off it pretty fast with the "bfett81: its not a big deal lol".

Hammock Parties 04-27-2005 03:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jcroft
I'm not really sure what happened here, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't good for you.
Why? She didn't like rap.

4th and Long 04-27-2005 03:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simplex3
Why, they aren't of the guy, er, "girl" he was chatting with...
:shrug:

jcroft 04-27-2005 03:18 PM
Quote:
bfett81: jeez
bfett81: i LOVE redheads
GirlUsed: awww
GirlUsed: finally!
GirlUsed: its red now, i havent dyed it in forever
bfett81: redheads > brunettes > blondes
Don't get so excited. Tell them you think they look good, but don't overdo it. Saying, "OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO HOT I LOVE REDHEADS" makes you sound desperate (which you are, but don't let them know that). :D

Hammock Parties 04-27-2005 03:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jcroft
Get some. Not having pictures of yourself when chatting online is like not having a baseball bat when you step up to the plate.
I have some now...this chat is from months ago.

Donger 04-27-2005 03:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gochiefs
Why? She didn't like rap.
May I offer some advice?

Some gals may not take too well to the euphemism, "Draining the lizard."

jcroft 04-27-2005 03:19 PM
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bfett81: i think you look better with less makeup
That's kind of risky. I know you were trying to be nice, but you never know how they're going to react to something like that. I'd avoid it. Looks like it worked out okay for you i this case, though.

jcroft 04-27-2005 03:20 PM
Quote:
bfett81: you have nice eyes
bfett81: *cough* cliche
GirlUsed: lol thanks
At least you know it was a cliche. I'd probably think of something else to say, even if you did really like her eyes.

Simplex3 04-27-2005 03:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 4th and Long
:shrug:
How many good looking young chicks are Internet dating AND don't have a schlong?

Best case scenario she probably has some pretty serious emotional issues, after all she is still living at home and making liquor runs FOR HER PARENTS...

Of course we are talking about goatcheese here...

jcroft 04-27-2005 03:22 PM
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bfett81: do you have gmail?
GirlUsed: no
GirlUsed: and hey im allison
bfett81: its a google email account with a gigabyte of storage
bfett81: and hey im clay
GirlUsed: :-)
bfett81: you can only get one through invite
bfett81: so if you want one just say so
GirlUsed: i dont even know what a gigabyte is
GirlUsed: im pretty computer stupid
bfett81: one thousand megabytes
bfett81: its searchable too, so you can find old emails
bfett81: basically you never have to delete anything
And you thought the orchestral soundtracks were a nerd alert? Stay off of the gmail talk, man. It's not very much of an aphrodisiac.

Also, get the introductions out of the way a long time before this point.

jcroft 04-27-2005 03:23 PM
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bfett81: draining the lizard
Oh man. You are hopeless. :)

Say this to your wife after 30 years of marriage, not to a girl you're trying to pick up on!

Hammock Parties 04-27-2005 03:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jcroft
And you thought the orchestral soundtracks were a nerd alert? Stay off of the gmail talk, man. It's not very much of an aphrodisiac.

Also, get the introductions out of the way a long time before this point.
If she's not interested in me because of those things, I didn't need her shallow ass anyway.


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