The name of this topic is "Elvis has never won a playoff game".

The reason Elvis has never won a playoff game is because he glued cat butthair on for a beard...<BR>

Rod thinks Bob is ungrateful in that Rod is the one who started the Topic containing the Bastard line that Bob is reaping the benefits from this very evening. Rod is starting to feel dumb as a Palm Beach Democrat for his self-imposed penance. <BR>

Bob Dole said "thanks." How does Rod spin that and come up with "ungrateful?"

(Bob Dole thinks that perhaps Rod has been watching too much CNN coverage of the Florida Circus.)

Rod can borrow my electric shears and go find every dimpled, yet not counted, cat butt in Palm Beach County, and shave them for penance...<BR>

Bob Dole thinks the Fly needs to seek some professional help for his cat @ss obsession.

Rod must have been Confused by the post. With so many vowels and consents it is like trying to follow the arrows. Rod thinks he knows a gal whom would find the “ Shirt is becoming” line humorous.

[This message has been edited by RCGChief (edited 12-08-2000).]

Sorry I just can't help myself today... I feel like a Florida Supreme Court justice! http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/tongue.gif

"Vowels and consents?"

Bob Dole guesses you're already assuming that the pickup line will be a success and she'll consent.

Bob Dole just looked on ESPN.com and found that Elvis has never won a playoff game.

[This message has been edited by Robert_Dole (edited 12-08-2000).]

Did you know Elvis never won a playoff game? But in college...

Was the most successful quarterback in the storied history of Michigan football . . . As a four-year starter, he established school career records for pass attempts (835), completions (522), completion percentage (64.3ü passing yards (6,460), touchdown passes (71), 200-yard games (14) and efficiency rating (148.1) . . . Is the only Michigan QB to lead the Wolverines to two bowl victories (''93 Rose and ''91 Gator) . . . In ''91 as a junior, he led the nation with a 169.0 passer efficiency rating while tossing 19 TD passes to Desmond Howard (Raiders), who won the Heisman Trophy that season . . . He and Howard own the NCAA record for most touchdowns by the same passer and receiver in a career (31) and single season (19) . . . Also led the nation with a 150.18 rating as a senior in ''92 . . . During his final three seasons, the Wolverines did not finish below seventh in the final AP poll . . . Led Michigan to four first place finishes in the Big 10 and was 22-2-2 (.857) as a starter in conference games . . . His only two Big 10 losses were each by a single point.
http://sports.nfl.com/2000/playerhighlights?id=908 <BR>

I have to go home in a few minutes...will Elvis have won a playoff game by then?...

As of 4:20 P.M., CST, December 8, 2000, Elvis has not won a playoff game....

You have to go home?

You mean, even your employer tells you to go away?

LOL
Rod Kant tipe
Rod hopes it was a premonition not just poor keyboard skills.

Rod tips his hat to the Senator. Typing 3rd person is stranger than he thought.

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"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."

Speaking of can’t type one of the gals I work with sent me an e-mail pertaining the “ incontinence” of one of out employees.

Not really what she wanted to say.

She's probably pretending it was a mistake, but doesn't like the other employee and did it intentionally.