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BigRedChief 01-22-2009 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5414897)
A few years ago, one of my brothers stole one of my "to do list" ideas.

He made some skaliwag backpack a 6 pack up a rural water tower and drilled her on the catwalk.

I'm not sharing much in these threads because 1. bride owanian could read it. 2. Google will hold this shit against use forEVAAAAAAAAAR

My wife knows about my escapades back them. Many women wanted to have some fun with an american and maybe marry the passport. I took full advantage of that edge. Lukily, behaving like I'm back in the Roman era didn't give me any lasting souveniers.

Skip Towne 01-22-2009 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 5414907)
My wife knows about my escapades back them. Many women wanted to have some fun with an american and maybe marry the passport. I took full advantage of that edge. Lukily, behaving like I'm back in the Roman era didn't give me any lasting souveniers.

No pics pls. Thx

BigRedChief 01-22-2009 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5414915)
No pics pls. Thx

hey you have seen pics of me in that era, don't deny it. I was in great shape. A greek god marble statue fit. :)

Donger 01-22-2009 08:58 AM

No comment.

Iowanian 01-22-2009 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5414958)
No comment.


Best Idea evAr.


I hear the new rage is buying your special lady a Obama shaped vibrator. Rumor has it that it will make even a bad cooter taste like Lucky Charms marshmallows.

JOhn 01-22-2009 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5414897)
A few years ago, one of my brothers stole one of my "to do list" ideas.

He made some skaliwag backpack a 6 pack up a rural water tower and drilled her on the catwalk.

I'm not sharing much in these threads because 1. bride owanian could read it. 2. Google will hold this shit against use forEVAAAAAAAAAR

Damn, EVERYTIME I see that typed, I get this image of your better half with a black Marge Simpson hairdo, with the grey strip. ROFL

BigRedChief 01-22-2009 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 5415027)
Damn, EVERYTIME I see that typed, I get this image of your better half with a black Marge Simpson hairdo, with the grey strip. ROFL

oh snap, now It'll be forever engrained in my memory too.:)

Radar Chief 01-22-2009 10:38 AM

Choking.

burt 01-22-2009 10:40 AM

Haven't read much of this thread....but I gotta say


"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!"

Hammock Parties 01-22-2009 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 5414893)
Man, some of you guys and gals need to get out more.

I was traveling the world back in 1984. Myself and a guy I was traveling with met this greek girl in Amsterdam and she told us about these townhouses on the beach in Greece. you walk right out your back door to the meditterean beach. And it was only about $20 a night. Sleeps up to 6.

So we get on a train the next day and travel down there. We got in late like 3:00am or so but it was the real deal. Townhouse on the beach. Very cool. We wake up the next day and we discover that its a nude beach.

We have rented a townhouse on a mediterrean nude beach. Needless to say we were blown away. We sit out on our desk and watched the ladies and the surf all day.

That night a bunch of blankets were put out on the beach and left there in front of the townhouse two doors down from us. About 10:00 pm people started showing up getting naked and siting on them, having a drink. They started a fire. After about a hour some of the couples started getting frisky. There are about 25-30 people now on the blankets. And soon other people joined in and within another 1/2 hour there was a full blown public orgy taking place two doors down from us.

They were all speaking greek and appeared to be locals so we were kind of apprehensive about joining in but after a lot of drinks and we can't miss this oppertunity talk between us we got naked and wondered down there. Some woman invited us over to uhhh "fill" an opening and we were in the orgy.

Went on until about 2:00 am. Probably "did" 6 different women that night.

God dammit. What an awesome story.

burt 01-22-2009 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5415426)
God dammit. What an awesome story.

Yeah....maybe you all can handle the truth!


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