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Judgement Day is coming (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=245026)

While out sailing on the ocean while out sailing on the sea,
I bumped into the Saviour, He said "Pardon me"
I said "Jesus you look tired",
He said "jesus, so do you"
Won't you sit down son cause I've got some fat to chew

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Originally Posted by Simplex3 (Post 7649245)

http://www.cynical-c.com/images/raptureweather.jpg

ROFL

:hmmm:

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1. Japan: Earthquake, tsunami, nuclear disaster, all rolled into one. The March devastation that left thousands dead and missing was the trifecta of prophecies for many believers

But that "will look like a Sunday school picnic in comparison" to the end of times, Christian broadcaster Harold Camping, the force behind the May 21 prediction, reportedly said this week, despite the Bible's indisputable proclamation that "no one knows about that day or hour."

2. Haiti, Philippines, Costa Rica: Recent "earthquakes in various places," as noted in Matthew, foretell the obvious for some believers.

3. Iraq-Afghanistan: Never-ending Mideast conflict seems always to factor into calculating a Judgment Day prediction, starting with Israel. So there's plenty to choose from in the region to meet this biblical requirement: "Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom."

4. Marriage equality: Some believers have suggested that the growing acceptance of same-sex marriage is a sign of immorality run amok, and that God would tolerate it only as a precursor to Judgment Day.

5. The Mississippi River: Recent flooding has prompted some speculation that pervasive crop destruction is sure to follow, resulting in the widespread famine that's scheduled to help usher in the Apocalypse.

We'll know soon enough, at least this time around.

He is coming back.. but just to buy my latest painting
::The Last Dance::

http://i54.tinypic.com/25f6eki.jpg

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You should be able to run your Stephen Hawking interview without any complaints next week.

That widespread famine shit better hurry up.... there's only like 2 days left, and I'm still seeing fat people EVERYWHERE!!!!

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Originally Posted by RJ (Post 7648491)

What time of day? Will I have time to at least get some stuff done in the morning?

Ah-ha! Found it. It's 6pm. Of course they leave out the time zone. Could be 6pm CA time, or they may have translated it to London time for the article.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...e-2254139.html

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The end of the world is nigh; 21 May, to be precise. That's the date when Harold Camping, a preacher from Oakland, California, is confidently predicting the Second Coming of the Lord. At about 6pm, he reckons 2 per cent of the world's population will be immediately "raptured" to Heaven; the rest of us will get sent straight to the Other Place.

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Originally Posted by Art Vader (Post 7649501)

He is coming back.. but just to buy my latest painting
::The Last Dance::

http://i54.tinypic.com/25f6eki.jpg

LMAO

That's awesome.

One question: If you were dead would you wear your murder weapon as jewelry?

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Originally Posted by Simplex3 (Post 7649535)

One question: If you were dead would you wear your murder weapon as jewelry?

it's called irony :) check it out sometime

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Damn, I hadn't even thought of the service industry that the whole thing could spawn:

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

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Originally Posted by Simplex3 (Post 7649781)

Damn, I hadn't even thought of the service industry that the whole thing could spawn:

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

LMAO wow