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Fire Me Boy! 08-07-2012 11:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 8797910)
Jim, mid 40s, IMAX projectionist (Boston, Tampa, Syracuse, Providence), married 8 years, about to buy my first house, like the Patriots, synthesizers, photography, losing in casinos, cruises, Disney World, used to like rollercoasters until I detached my retina in 2001, lean to the left, am antisocial, like all music except rap, wish Japanese porn would stop blurring out the good parts, prefer cats over dogs, is low level vegetarian (don't eat it if it walks or flies), supposedly have a good sense of humor and writes well, has a useless B.A. In English that took 7 years to get, went to the oldest school in America (Boston Latin), has the trait of a deadly disease, own a Smart car, and is currently typing this while sweating my balls off at Patriots training camp with 15,000 people waiting for the Pats/Saints joint practice.
I find this ironic... everything leading up to this is first-person singular. Then we get third-person singular out of the blue.

No offense intended, everyone makes mistakes. Just found it ironic that of all the place you make that mistake it's when you're claiming you write well. ROFL

Simplicity 08-07-2012 11:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChiefPote (Post 8797913)
You know how I know this thread is ghey?
You wanna know how I know you are ghey?

Rasputin 08-07-2012 11:41 AM
Well I'm a wasted rock ranger
I live the life of danger
On the road to find a higher high
I don't need no one's affection
All I need is my injection
The music of wild rock will get me by *

I've been doin' gigs since I was ten
I really can't remember when
I ever had a dollar to my name
My ears are blown, my eyes are red
I got big holes inside my head
Snorting too much crystal and cocaine

I have bennies with the breakfast toast
Qualudes with the evening roast
Assorted snorts of powder in between
I don't think a day's gone by
That I wasn't drunk or high
It's the only way I keep my sanity

From Kegger's Den to Hooterville
My flaming tricks have topped the bill
A thousand empty bottles earn my name
Endless trains of one night stands
Sharing gigs with half-assed bands
And all the local groupies lay the same

Well I could have had a payin' job
Workin' for some ****ed-up slob
Wife and family, true security
But I left that shit behind
For that heavy metal grind
'Cause rock'n roll is in my blood to stay
(among other things)

Hey Brian! You're a wasted rock ranger
You'll live life of danger
Sing this song and follow it till the end
When you reach number one
You can overdose for fun
And go and visit Jimi and his friends

Hey Brian! You're a wasted rock ranger
You'll live a life of danger
Sing this song and follow it till the end
When we reach number one
Hey! We'll all overdose for fun
And we'll hang out with Jimi and his friends
Yee haw!

JD10367 08-07-2012 11:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 8797941)
I find this ironic... everything leading up to this is first-person singular. Then we get third-person singular out of the blue.

No offense intended, everyone makes mistakes. Just found it ironic that of all the place you make that mistake it's when you're claiming you write well. ROFL
I'm in a crowd of 15,000 people in the hot sun typing on an iPod Touch. I didn't have time to edit for proper grammar.

Simplicity 08-07-2012 11:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 8797962)
Well I'm a wasted rock ranger
I live the life of danger
On the road to find a higher high
I don't need no one's affection
All I need is my injection
The music of wild rock will get me by *

I've been doin' gigs since I was ten
I really can't remember when
I ever had a dollar to my name
My ears are blown, my eyes are red
I got big holes inside my head
Snorting too much crystal and cocaine

I have bennies with the breakfast toast
Qualudes with the evening roast
Assorted snorts of powder in between
I don't think a day's gone by
That I wasn't drunk or high
It's the only way I keep my sanity

From Kegger's Den to Hooterville
My flaming tricks have topped the bill
A thousand empty bottles earn my name
Endless trains of one night stands
Sharing gigs with half-assed bands
And all the local groupies lay the same

Well I could have had a payin' job
Workin' for some ****ed-up slob
Wife and family, true security
But I left that shit behind
For that heavy metal grind
'Cause rock'n roll is in my blood to stay
(among other things)

Hey Brian! You're a wasted rock ranger
You'll live life of danger
Sing this song and follow it till the end
When you reach number one
You can overdose for fun
And go and visit Jimi and his friends

Hey Brian! You're a wasted rock ranger
You'll live a life of danger
Sing this song and follow it till the end
When we reach number one
Hey! We'll all overdose for fun
And we'll hang out with Jimi and his friends
Yee haw!
Ghey.

Setsuna 08-07-2012 11:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 8797983)
I'm in a crowd of 15,000 people in the hot sun typing on an iPod Touch. I didn't have time to edit for proper grammar.
Pics or GTFO.

Rausch 08-07-2012 11:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SNR (Post 8797781)
Call me Ishmael
Or SNaRc for short...

Fire Me Boy! 08-07-2012 11:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 8797983)
I'm in a crowd of 15,000 people in the hot sun typing on an iPod Touch. I didn't have time to edit for proper grammar.
Dude, I said everyone makes mistakes. I was laughing at the irony of it, not saying you're not a good writer.

Aries Walker 08-07-2012 12:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 8797962)
Well I'm a wasted rock ranger
I live the life of danger
On the road to find a higher high
I don't need no one's affection
All I need is my injection
The music of wild rock will get me by *

I've been doin' gigs since I was ten
I really can't remember when
I ever had a dollar to my name
My ears are blown, my eyes are red
I got big holes inside my head
Snorting too much crystal and cocaine

I have bennies with the breakfast toast
Qualudes with the evening roast
Assorted snorts of powder in between
I don't think a day's gone by
That I wasn't drunk or high
It's the only way I keep my sanity

From Kegger's Den to Hooterville
My flaming tricks have topped the bill
A thousand empty bottles earn my name
Endless trains of one night stands
Sharing gigs with half-assed bands
And all the local groupies lay the same

Well I could have had a payin' job
Workin' for some ****ed-up slob
Wife and family, true security
But I left that shit behind
For that heavy metal grind
'Cause rock'n roll is in my blood to stay
(among other things)

Hey Brian! You're a wasted rock ranger
You'll live life of danger
Sing this song and follow it till the end
When you reach number one
You can overdose for fun
And go and visit Jimi and his friends

Hey Brian! You're a wasted rock ranger
You'll live a life of danger
Sing this song and follow it till the end
When we reach number one
Hey! We'll all overdose for fun
And we'll hang out with Jimi and his friends
Yee haw!
Classic. :rockon:

lcarus 08-07-2012 12:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChiefPote (Post 8797913)
You know how I know this thread is ghey?
Because I posted in it? :D

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-07-2012 12:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 8797734)
I'm Brandon. I'm 29 and live in Tulsa. I moved here when i was 18. I previously lived in Olathe, where I was born and raised. I'm a Chiefs, Jayhawks, and Royals fan. I work at an awards store where I have been for the last 11 years. I hope to one day become a firefighter or a comedian, if the awards industry doesn't work out the way I hope (not looking good). I live with my brother, his wife, and their awesome 1 year old daughter. I enjoy video games, movies, tv shows, reading, and traveling. I'm very easy going and treat everyone like I'd want to be treated.

Thanks for listening, or not listening. **** you.
See I feel closer to you now. Thanks.

BrotherhoodPlanet

:D

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-07-2012 12:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 8797910)
Jim, mid 40s, IMAX projectionist (Boston, Tampa, Syracuse, Providence), married 8 years, about to buy my first house, like the Patriots, synthesizers, photography, losing in casinos, cruises, Disney World, used to like rollercoasters until I detached my retina in 2001, lean to the left, am antisocial, like all music except rap, wish Japanese porn would stop blurring out the good parts, prefer cats over dogs, is low level vegetarian (don't eat it if it walks or flies), supposedly have a good sense of humor and writes well, has a useless B.A. In English that took 7 years to get, went to the oldest school in America (Boston Latin), has the trait of a deadly disease, own a Smart car, and is currently typing this while sweating my balls off at Patriots training camp with 15,000 people waiting for the Pats/Saints joint practice.
[everyone yelling togther] HI JIM! [/end everyone yelling together]

boogblaster 08-07-2012 12:42 PM
Born poor prolly die that way .. grew up in smalltown sekansas .. gona turn 60 in october .. used to work construction trades .. carried bout 6 good at all .. had major spinal-injury in 98 .. not been worth a shit since .. got two great kids three wonderful grandsons .. cant wait till they play football .. their dad was a great guard and nosetackle .. like 70s R&R .. some country .. Chiefs KU basketball OU football my teams .. got 3 dogs not sure how many cats ole bitch is always knocked-up .. need to shoot that ole stray tomcat .. went from longhair redneck to gentle giant .. but dont confuse yaself you cant out-run my aim .. that bout it .. luv postin on the planet .. sumtimes its just a dig on the subject ....

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-07-2012 12:42 PM
Oh and I'm circumsized too.

BigCatDaddy 08-07-2012 12:49 PM
In order to help this process I suggest everyone list the following

Name
Occupation
40 time
# times you can bench press 225
Your GF/Wife hotness scale 1-10
Penor Size


Thanks!


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