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Now back to your original programing.

Oh shit....someone just went dirty harry.



If one is looking for the positive response to the line of jokes, it would have been a good place to insert a quip about installation of a wind turbine in the yard to provide power to a small city free of charge.

It's true that I may have overreacted to a projecting pervert. Only one who actually lusts after and masturbates to his own mother can think of a question like that. To him it's a natural human behavior because he has grown up that way.

Now again, back to the show in progress.

Yes, back to the show.

You were getting ready to tell us about how you made Michael J Fox physically tremble by your steely gaze?

Or is it about the time you beat Ken Jennings at a game of scrabble? no, no...it's the time you beat Michael Baden at a game of Operation, by Milton Bradley?

Go to bed. This is grown up time.

I can see why you might be confused about my status as a student, but it would be more appropriate to call me a bus driver, since I just took your wrinkled ass to school.

This whole supremecy thing you do when you get your ass kicked would be hillarious if it was being done for effect instead of being pathetic because you are serious.

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Frankie once lifted Vern Troyer above his own head with both arms!

Congrats on making your neighbor key your truck.

a gallon covers four hundred square feet...if you punctured a paint can that could bleed out the whole gallon, that had to be a hell of a puncture or hole.

something's not right with this story.

I'll bet he accidentally set off an IED and the paint was used to cover the blast area.

Frankie, if you wish to engage me, I'd rather do it out here.

No, I will not retract my very simple question. I don't care if you are "serious," "sure that I will" or not.

If you don't want to answer, that's fine.

Latex paint will peal off asphalt.