This is true. I was once stabbed in the palm by a former member of Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Holy ****, that guy needed a hand safety and tooth safety slogan.

Thanks for all the inputs. There was some pretty funny shit, unfortunately I have to be somewhat professional. Good job, please VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Protect Your Paws

Hand safety is essential for communication. How else are you going to give Obama the finger?

Lotion. Use it.

VOTE!!!!!!!

How you gonna jackoff without any hands!

Perfect!

you didn't pick mine so **** you! I aint voting for shit.

Zactly. :harumph:

And I might add, those are all gay

Hand Safety - Use it or lose it.

Am I too late for this party?

Hand Safety. You can't beat it.

Then show a photo of someone with no thumbs doing something that demonstrates a subtle masturbation reference.

Safety, it's at your fingertips

is simply badass. vote for that one! :evil:

that's a different safety sign.

Dick safety, you can't beat it.