pathetic

Swings at everything, looks at strike 3

Frenchy.

Frenchy is such a goddamned dumbass. .288 OBP. REALLY?

Frenchy wanted his monthly walk.

Hey, run along and STFU.

**** these guys. We can't rely on overachieving stellar pitching every ****ing game.

Yea, I really love having good pitching and trying to play small ball every single ****ing game.

Hit some balls over the fence you ****ing tards!

**** your fairy tale bullshit.

Gotta wonder if Shields is going to go off on the others and ask them to hit the ball for a change...

Getz = 1 homerun

Hosmer + Moose + Perez = 0

This. You know Ned ain't doing it.

And there is our first depressing stat of the day.

**** you ump

OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's an out