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Donger 05-03-2013 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 9654908)
We're supposed to hold it in our mouths while we get up and walk to the bathroom?
I wasn't suggesting a course of action, mind you.

siberian khatru 05-03-2013 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 9654908)
We're supposed to hold it in our mouths while we get up and walk to the bathroom?
It's best if you snowball it into another chick's mouth.

Donger 05-03-2013 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by siberian khatru (Post 9655046)
It's best if you snowball it into another chick's mouth.
Or gargle.

Baby Lee 05-03-2013 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9654140)
And you're nuts. If a chick swallows and doesn't stop right when you bust, it is one of the best feelings EVAR
Damn skippy. Had one GF in college who could literally make me pass out that way, I mean dead to the world for like 30 seconds. Then you come to and can't feel your fingers or toes. Sometimes you end up twitchy for another minute of so.

Talk about ruining you for regular sex. . . That's as close as it got.

rockymtnchief 05-03-2013 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 9654908)
We're supposed to hold it in our mouths while we get up and walk to the bathroom?
Unless you prefer to keep it there while making your man a victory sammich first.

Iowanian 05-03-2013 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9654278)
Your obsession with penis, gay, and your homophobia says quite a bit about you.
You seem to keep a list there Jason Collins.

Iowanian 05-03-2013 11:56 AM
I've been driving a lot lately, lots of time listening to the radio(which sucks more than I remembered) so I've turned to talk radio.

One of the topics the other day essentially said that the 2 biggest causes for divorce today were 1. gambling addition 2. Porn Addiction.

I guess I can see how someone stealing money and lying and putting the family in a bind can cause stress and lack of trust enough to cause a D.

What I became curious about was, where is the line on #2. What is the magic thing that makes someone's porn viewing habit an "addiction".

Prison Bitch 05-03-2013 11:58 AM
No way. #1 cause is the the same it's been for 1 million years and the same reason people get married in the FIRST place: M-O-N-E-Y.


When people disagree about money, all hell breaks loose. And people who fight about money stop being physical. When that goes, the relationship follows.

ChiefsCountry 05-03-2013 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 9654858)
Hey, did anybody outside of CC agree HJ's post?

Just curious, because it wasn't readily apparent when I sifted through the thread.
Looks like 3 or 4 other people did.

Ironically this was a conversation that came up with my buddies one night sitting around drinking beer. Internet video porn has made beating off to anything else almost like having ED. Like Hamas said, the SI calendar, JC Penny magazine, random boob pic would be spank material for ever now you have to watch a video of porn doing random crazy shit to get off.

luv 05-03-2013 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by siberian khatru (Post 9655046)
It's best if you snowball it into another chick's mouth.
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9655051)
Or gargle.
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Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 9655070)
Unless you prefer to keep it there while making your man a victory sammich first.
You all have some sick minds.

HoneyBadger 05-03-2013 12:10 PM
When I was younger, finding a girl that would swallow was difficult. Now, all of them do. If they don't, I tell them I'm not interested. Then they swallow.

Donger 05-03-2013 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by HoneyBadger (Post 9655097)
When I was younger, finding a girl that would swallow was difficult. Now, all of them do. If they don't, I tell them I'm not interested. Then they swallow.
That's..... odd.

Buehler445 05-03-2013 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by HoneyBadger (Post 9655097)
When I was younger, finding a girl that would swallow was difficult. Now, all of them do. If they don't, I tell them I'm not interested. Then they swallow.
How much are you paying these "girls?"

loochy 05-03-2013 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter (Post 9654344)
This one is not difficult Direckshun. It's a matter of testosterone.

Some of us have excesses, and wish we could sell our extra; some sad folks, have much more limited access to it.

I've STILL got lots, if anyone can come up with a way to bottle it and sell it--let me know. :shrug:
Eh its already mass produced and too cheap for you to make any profit:

http://drugline.org/img/drug/testost...te-22603_3.jpg

HoneyBadger 05-03-2013 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 9655117)
How much are you paying these "girls?"
I guess they just don't want me to leave them. They probably have daddy issues.


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