Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 10187138)

I was 20 and began hearing rumors that my girl might be stepping out on me. We had a long talk and hashed things out. I loved her so I told her we could get past this. FF about 6 months and I start hearing the rumors again so I go and break up with her.

A month or so later I get a wedding invitation from her... and my "best friend".

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 10188732)

Oh yeah, I had one of those camera moments too, although hers were "artistic" nudes she took of a guy that she left open on her computer.

People are dumb.

(I'm including myself in that group)

Originally Posted by Ceej (Post 10187518)

I was helping coach my little cousin's baseball team one summer and the head coach's wife was really into me (flirting, sending sexts, nudes, etc).

Through the summer she had gotten close with my parents and aunt/uncle. One night they're all drinking on the deck in the backyard. I was in the basement and told her to say she's using the restroom -- and visit me instead.

She came down, sucked me off -- and it was one of those healthy loads you feel bad about. Like I had been holding it in since birth. She swallowed like a champ.

Later on I heard she told my aunt (while she was crying) that I was upstairs blocking the entrance to the bathroom. I then proceeded to pull my pants down and told her to suck my dick..LMAO

Needless to say I never spoke to her again and I can't imagine I was the only guy she cheated with.

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10188779)

Wait, you stumbled upon naked pics of the dude? Yuck.

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10187114)

friend was on the brink of divorce; he either followed her (or hired someone, I can't remember), to her weekly gals night. Turns out she was going there for drinks and would take guys out to their cars and blow them. Like, multiple guys per night, per week.

or something ****ing insane like that.

Originally Posted by dmahurin (Post 10188790)

I was married to my ex for 6 years. Came home from work one night and was sitting on the couch next to her watching tv. She was messing around on her phone for a while and then I get a text. It read "sorry babe, I'm sitting on the couch next to Drew, I'll call you later, love you". Well, I'm Drew.

Originally Posted by dmahurin (Post 10188790)

I was married to my ex for 6 years. Came home from work one night and was sitting on the couch next to her watching tv. She was messing around on her phone for a while and then I get a text. It read "sorry babe, I'm sitting on the couch next to Drew, I'll call you later, love you". Well, I'm Drew.

Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 10187493)

Guy I went to school with knocked up his GF and they get married before the twins are born. He is in the hospital in the delivery room when 2 little mixed kids pop out. He is white, she is white. The whole family is there etc...

Hilarity did not ensue.

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 10188732)

Oh yeah, I had one of those camera moments too, although hers were "artistic" nudes she took of a guy that she left open on her computer.

People are dumb.

(I'm including myself in that group)

Originally Posted by Mosbonian (Post 10188901)

I'll go you one better....imagine being the husband of a woman who claims she is taking an art/painting class because she wants to develop that talent. So you anxiously await the art show at the end of the classes to see how she progresses.

When you walk into the gallery doing the showing everyone seems to be looking at you and your wife.....imagine my surprise when I round the corner at the back of the gallery to see about 15 different paintings of my wife nude....

Surprise Honey.....I'm an art model

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 10188903)

Pics?