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BlackHelicopters 03-24-2014 01:30 PM

Prayers to you

lcarus 03-24-2014 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Elvis (Post 10512400)
That is why you aren't shitting.

I came on here to ask if he'd been taking any narcotic pain killers. Those will certainly do it.

George Liquor 03-24-2014 03:58 PM

Can Saccopoo go one day without letting everyone know he is a vegan?

listopencil 03-24-2014 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10513218)
Hoo boy. I feel like a million bucks right now. Not a clean breaker or anything, but I probably lost 10 pounds. The pain in my stomach is all but gone. Having a little cramping, (probably from the Senna). But that really is a small price to pay.

Cool. I would recommend that you keep laxative/stool softener on hand until you come off the pain killers.

BlackHelicopters 03-24-2014 05:39 PM

Or keep taking painkillers...

Pasta Little Brioni 03-24-2014 07:00 PM

****ing amateurs....

HARIBO SUGAR FREE GUMMIES

Those hell bears would even clean that sissy vegan out.

TLO 03-24-2014 07:57 PM

Back to the skinny poops and cramping tonight. Ugh. :(

I've pooped so many times today I've lost count. My ass is actually bleeding from wiping so many times. I want to go back to being constipated.

Why Not? 03-24-2014 08:16 PM

See post #13

Fat Elvis 03-24-2014 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10514277)
Back to the skinny poops and cramping tonight. Ugh. :(

I've pooped so many times today I've lost count. My ass is actually bleeding from wiping so many times. I want to go back to being constipated.

Go to the doctor. You said you have good insurance. This isn't something to mess around with; take care of yourself.

Fairplay 03-24-2014 08:32 PM

Fiber and water, no sodas or coffee or alcohol.

No junk food or greasy foods, go to the doctor.

TLO 03-24-2014 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Elvis (Post 10514324)
Go to the doctor. You said you have good insurance. This isn't something to mess around with; take care of yourself.

Yeah, I think I'm going to go tomorrow unless I wake up and am feeeling better.

TLO 03-24-2014 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fairplay (Post 10514335)
Fiber and water, no sodas or coffee or alcohol.

No junk food or greasy foods, go to the doctor.

Though I'm sure I'll get these exact instructions and maybe a more powerful laxative.

TimeForWasp 03-24-2014 09:39 PM

Poop questions are rarely taken seriously.

Mosbonian 03-25-2014 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 10512600)
I'm not sure if you've read the thread thoroughly. He never had problems until he started taking painkillers. Hydrocodone (and probably acetaminophen), for a wrist surgery, that he's been on for a few weeks. He's going to be constipated until he gets off the painkillers. He won't need the Miralax after that.

Funny thing.....I've been on the painkillers before and not had constipation.

But, I do take fiber pills 2 times a week and have been for several years.

TLO 03-25-2014 06:55 PM

Felt much better today. Still some minor pain on the lower part side of my abdomen. Seems to be getting better though.


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