Because I saw someone complaining about never getting head in one of the threads I was reading earlier and it sparked my curiosity as to how shitty some of the CP posters' sex lives are.

That was intentional.

I am curious, however. How often does she finish?

I only make her give me the last half because I'm a ****in' gentleman.

LMAO thats the only half that matters.

If i went down on my wife everyday, i'd get a BJ everyday.

She really enjoys giving while receiving.

I've got the current one to close her good eye while in the act. She has a lazy eye and when you factor in my crank has a slight bend to it... Poor gal thought I was wiggling and teasing her before. Now it fits like a glove. 69 took some getting used to and her dislexia don't help. But we practice lots and I'm pretty sure the disfigurmemt of her ears from guiding her is not permanent

Yup, I've always found that being willing to give greatly enhances ones chances of being able to receive... and fortunately for me, I'm like a buck in rut when it comes to that, few things turn me on more than getting down on some clean musk.

I get that scent in my nostrils and hoooweee!

Wut

LOL ****ing this!

LMAOLMAOLMAO

I'm getting her an eye patch for Christmas

If she understood golf and the difference between a hook and a slice this would've been much easier!

Dayze has some rotten cock going on is what I'm thinking.

Yep! Stuff is like catnip