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MTG#10 03-24-2016 01:30 PM

Jelly or syrup?

ClevelandBronco 03-24-2016 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 12147011)
No reason if you could make it to Berry.

Son of a gun. That was supposed to be a text to my wife.

crazycoffey 03-24-2016 02:50 PM

How much truth is there to the saying "I'm not gay, my dick was in him!"

crazycoffey 03-24-2016 02:52 PM

Oh, and is it or is it not gay when it's in a 3 way?

loochy 03-24-2016 02:52 PM

Why is nobody applauding the enormous courage that Denver Chief has shown here? It is truly inspirational. This man is a national treasure.

MTG#10 03-24-2016 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 12147406)
Why is nobody applauding the enormous courage that Denver Chief has shown here? It is truly inspirational. This man is a national treasure.

He should win an award. It takes huge stones to admit you're gay in this day and age.

Hog's Gone Fishin 03-24-2016 05:27 PM

I've thought about this thread all day at work. Feeling kinda depressed that someone else on this sight has jerked off more pigs than I have so when I got home I stuck a banana up my ass , you know just to check.

I'm not ghey.

Pepe Silvia 03-24-2016 05:33 PM

Do you watch gay porn?

booger 03-24-2016 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 12147676)
I've thought about this thread all day at work. Feeling kinda depressed that someone else on this sight has jerked off more pigs than I have so when I got home I stuck a banana up my ass , you know just to check.

I'm not ghey.

Did you pull the banana out or did you let a couple piglets fight over who gets to peel and eat it while you hang onto it with your turd cutter?

lewdog 03-24-2016 05:48 PM

Why did you DECIDE to be gay?

ToxSocks 03-24-2016 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 12147291)
My lady always swallows but I will say she doesn't do much exploring down there. Really, all she does is stroke it with one hand and suck on the tip until I bust. She doesn't switch up speed or technique, doesn't use her tongue.

It always feels great so I don't complain but maybe I should mention something to her before it gets stale.

She must be young. It's a skill they develop. I wouldn't mention anything. Just put some porn on and she'll take notes.

scho63 03-24-2016 06:13 PM

How many chopsticks can you fit up your ass at one time?

scho63 03-24-2016 06:20 PM

Have you had sex with Bruce Jenner yet?

DaNewGuy 03-24-2016 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 12147742)
How many chopsticks can you fit up your ass at one time?

That's still less gay than eating with them

Buehler445 03-24-2016 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by smellypitts (Post 12146616)
You don't know what Brie is? You aren't gay

I do. But only because my crop insurance agent is French. He always gives me crazy ass French food. This year it was Brie cheese. It was horribad.

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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 12147560)
He should win an award. It takes huge stones to admit you're gay in this day and age.

Especially to this crowd. I had no idea.


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