Whenever I go to the suburbs, I'm always amazed at the number of children in the yards and the number of RVs/boats/jet skis in the driveway. No one in my neighborhood has either of those things, other than one guy who parks his RV in the local park at nights and I think does perverse things in it.

Once you have kids, she'll probably upgrade you to kid status.

Having kids = one step into the grave.

Only if you're like Dane and decide to have them when you're 50.

Hey, I wasn't 50!

I had one at age 42 and the other at age 47.

:D

When I was 47 I wasn't nearly mature enough to have children.

I like to sit on my back deck around 6 when I get home with the kids,have a beer and play guess where the airplanes are flying

This is probably what has me most excited:

http://i.imgur.com/pYTJlCph.jpg

I've never had a mancave.

You're having kids.

That's a kids cave. Complete with crayon and spilled food covering your nice couches and chairs.

Enjoy.

Chiefs or Royals mural in the man cave.

I'm having kids in the FUTURE. Nothing on the near radar. I don't even know if I CAN have kids yet, haha.

:harumph:

Get yourself snipped as a house warming gift to yourself and enjoy.

ROFL

LMAO