Originally Posted by rico (Post 12864659)

Sorry, but I'm not buying this. You clearly do have an affinity for Sandy and it seems to grate you every time someone has a spat with him (although the guy has insulted/generalized our fanbase as consisting of nothing, but white trash imbeciles, seems to dislike every Chief not named Alex and constantly reminds us how we should feel/behave as fans despite the fact that he has no idea what we've endured being Chiefs fans and he chooses to ignore us every time it is thoroughly explained to him).

Speaking of "ancient history" and "Sandy." I remember when it became noticeable to me that you decided to become Sandy's "Leon: The Professional."

One day, Sandy and Clay were arguing about Alex. Then you and Clay were arguing about Alex (you approve of Alex...whatever. I mean, blech...Alex, but you love him, whatever). You responded to one of Clay's anti-Alex rants with a pro-Alex rebuttal and concluded it with something along the lines of, "stay fecal, Ponyboy. Stay fecal."

Sandy got a huge boner when he read that post of your's and responded to you with something along the lines of, "errrrr-muhrrrr-Gerrrrrd, I wish you were a hot chick with some titties!!! I would suck your titties!!!! Why can't you be a hot chick with some big tittays?!?!! I wanna suck your titties!!!! Can I suck your titties!!!! If you were a hot chick with some titties, I would marry you and suck on your titties!!!! I have saggy titties!!!! I have milk coming out of my titties!!!! I am lactating!!!! Will you suck on my titties?!?!? Errrrr-mah-Gerrrrd, I wanna suck on your titties!!!"

I dunno, some sort of weird "Sandy" response like that.

Point is, the guy loved that post and cyber-slobbed the hell out of your knob...and your titties after he read it. You guys may have had a thing before that, but that's when I really started noticing that you decided to assume the role of Kevin Costner to Sandy's Whitney Houston. Or should I say you assumed the role of "Whiteknightney Houston."

As hard as Sandy's penis gets when he reads your posts, you can't help, but have a soft spot for him...It's like he has you on retainer or something. Alex could go a full season throwing for only 1 TD and 49 INT's behind the league's top rated pass protection OL and Sandy could post a rant, blabbering on about how much he hates every member of the Chiefs team not named Alex (as well as the fanbase) and again, insist that we should feel a certain way about the Chiefs as fans and you would still chime in and seemingly act as the "attorney" for the Alexuals.

Originally Posted by Sandy Cheeks (Post 12864608)

Wrong again, or just disingenuous yourself. I'll break the three down for you:



This was in reference to how many wins on the season... hence, hindsight. No one could crown the pass pro OL until further in the year.



Again, not time to fully assess the OL on the year, and never specifically distinguishes in pass pro or run blocking.



It has been the run blocking that I have complained about all season. The run blocking as pretty shitty all year. I felt the pass pro on the whole was sufficient.. so I was disappointed that Smith didn't step his game up.

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 12864992)

This is a load of bullshit. Anyone can see right through you

Originally Posted by 19now11 (Post 12865005)

alex smith is the qb for the chiefs and you cock suckers are going to like it.

Originally Posted by 19now11 (Post 12865005)

alex smith is the qb for the chiefs and you cock suckers are going to like it.

Originally Posted by TigerUppercut (Post 12864788)

QBR has gone up every season he's been with us. And that's against increasingly difficult schedules.

Originally Posted by Sandy Cheeks (Post 12864882)

Not that it supposedly matters to people here, but just to be clear.. I don't hate or begrudge anyone here, or the Chiefs' fans anywhere else. I also don't think all Midwestern people are inbred, dentally, hygienically, or mentally deficient.

Many of CPers... just have much thinner skin than they claim.. and hold grudges like teen girls.

I know I'm not well liked here by most, and I don't take it personally. I never will.. and this is why I stick around. Again though.. nothing personal or serious. It's just CP fun and drama, or so was advertised... until people get so offended.

If nice and civil was what people really wanted.. then let it start. Just dump all the grudges, and let's move on from it. That would be pleasant. :shrug:

Originally Posted by New World Order (Post 12865546)

Year 12 is it guys!!!!!

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 12864985)

I've never expressed an opinion, save it was my own.

You're just cheesed that I remain rational, yet I don't jump on the hate bandwagon. I got over hating new Chiefs fans for stupid reasons clear back when sorority girls were running around with brand new Chiefs jersey's because 'Montana is just so cute.' And I don't 'love' Alex. I just don't hate him as the mythical one thing standing in the way of an incomplete team that doesn't show up in the playoffs being a Leviathan.

I'd submit that the CP fanfic you've chosen to write on my behalf is more a function of your obsession with Sandy, than anything I've said or done. For your grand thesis against me, you write two damn screens full of what Sandy has done, and all you have on my end is some time somewhere he agreed with something I said.

Originally Posted by BlackOp (Post 12865601)

He just went 12-4, had the biggest comeback in Chiefs history and swept the division.

KC would need a top 5 defense/running game to get to a SB and past Brady and Big Ben. I'm excited by Mahomes potential but appreciate what Smith has done. The Cassel hate I understood...he was f.cking terrible but Smith has been worth the two 2nds. Look at the Jets, Texans and Buffalo...thats KC without Alex these past four years. Chiefs were 1-15 before he came here... and a laughing stock.

Dorsey did what he had to do...their hasn't been a QB other than Carr that would have been available...and Smith has a 5-1 record against him.

People should have little more perspective on this....they waited until there was a prospect worth taking in round 1. Smith bought them time and helped get the Chiefs back to respectability. I dont get the "wishing he would get injured" crap...that would force Mahomes in before he is ready and possibly ruin him.

Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 12865623)

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 12865616)

I think I get it... You don't love Alex... you just hate Joe Montana... That's what this is all about?!? And all this time I thought you were starting to become less of a Chiefs fan and becoming more of an Alex lover fan or an Alex lover-lover who would follow his fans to the forum of the next team he goes to if/when it happens!!! Boy was I wrong!!!