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Mahomes robbed at gunpoint (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=307738)

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Originally Posted by cmdrzman (Post 12873814)

Tongue punch my fartbox queerbag

I believe you may have this confused with a Broncos or Raiders board.

Added to my shit list:
Michael Blake Pinkerton, 34, and Billy Ray Johnson, 58

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Originally Posted by cmdrzman (Post 12873766)

Any fool that pretends to have a gun usually doesn't... most that do- will pull that sh*t out-

If he pulls- yeah.. give him yer sh*t.. he doesn't... get ta whoopin is ass

My mother has been mugged before. She chased him down and pounded on his car as they drove away. She could have easily been in worse case scenario than losing a new bag from a Mexico trip. I'd believe you if you're from Chicago, but taking that risk isn't worth it to me.

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Originally Posted by cmdrzman (Post 12873723)

I woulda trechia blast both those fools and took their ****in wallet...

Seriously tho? Old MF'n man just walks up and takes yer sh*t

Man there were like 3 of you MF'ers and one skinny white dude and an old 60 year old black dude and you let them roll yer ass

Warren Sapp didnt get rolled that bad in Vegas by a couple hooka's

Each post you make reinforces the feeling we all have that Raiders fans are useless, uneducated, and overwhelmingly full of shit.

I sincerely doubt that if you are ever mugged you would do anything other than whimper and cry as your courage runs down both of your shaking legs.

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Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 12873751)

Welp, looks like the only sensible solution is to put Pat on 24/7 365 lockdown at his home

Food will be catered in, and coaches will arrive at his door for tutoring

An armed bonebreaking entourage is forthcoming

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 12873704)

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

funniest comment in months on the entire board

kudos

Oh shit, you would probably be Raphael!!!

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Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 12873086)

This is an understatement, but what percentage of common criminals are as smart as the ones you see in the movies? Like... .0034 percent? Every instance of theft I've encountered in my personal life through people I knew was committed by morons who were caught within like, 2 hours of performing the robbery. This genious (CP spelling) here decided to drive up with his own registered vehicle without even removing his goddamn license plates.

He guy may as well have said, "Stick'em up. I want all your wallets and purses in this bag. And remember the name Michael Blake Pinkerton! I'll always be lurking, waiting to rob your family again! Remember that name well! That's Michael, spelled the normal way, ending in "a-e-l," and Pinkteron ends in "t-o-n." Feel free to grab a notepad from your glove compartment and write that down. Here's a pen. It's got my father's car dealership on there--- Pinkerton Ford and Honda--- yep, that's the address and the phone number. Oh, and just in case you're gonna try to hunt me down, I'd like to see you try, because I'll just kick your asses and rob you again. Come and ****ing get me, I'm not scared of you. I live at 3422 Buttplug Street in Amarillo. Yeah, out of town. You know that Burger King on 45th close to the mall? Yeah, those townhomes behind there. 6th one from the corner. If you get to the one with red oak siding, you've gone too far."

Babyfart Mceezakz comes to mind

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 12872949)

TigerUppercut and Sandy Cheeks

My first thought as well.

And then I remembered what a couple of pussy-assed punk bitches those two are, and I removed them from the suspect list.

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Originally Posted by cmdrzman (Post 12873814)

Tongue punch my fartbox queerbag

^^^^ Who IS this useless sack of baboon jizz?

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 12874810)

^^^^ Who IS this useless sack of baboon jizz?

A Raider fan so you got it right.

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 12874813)

A Raider fan so you got it right.

And what the **** kind of gay-assed user name is that?

Flush this piece of shit.

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Originally Posted by cmdrzman (Post 12873723)

Trying to sound like you have street cred while waiting in line for your order at Panera is weak.

You are a fat fraud who would shit in your pants if 95 year old Betty White held you up with Binaca, yet you are going to talk shit about someone getting held up at gun point?

Do you know what happens, cmdrzman, when you come on this board and act like a stupid ass buffoon? Do you know what happens to morons who do that?

YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!

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Originally Posted by RippedmyFlesh (Post 12873506)

I hope you resist an armed robbery.

ditto

**** this shit, we're not losing our first 1st RD QB in 35 years. From now on Mahomes gets a presidential motorcade everywhere he goes.